English cafe a place to eat s.th in English

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Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد

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The Deaf Wife

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF!"

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Visiting a Country School

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"

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A Testing Question

This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"

and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

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sorry I almost forgot to say hello

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