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تقدیم به همه بچه های خوب نخبگان
Remember the time before the wax hardened
برای اشاره به اهمیت زمان
قبل از اینکه کار از کار بگذره
حمید باز حرفشو تکرار کرد: نمیشه میگم نمیشه تا اون منشی خشک و بد اخاق اونجاست نمیشه
_ اما تو چاره دیگه نداری به این وام نیاز داری قبل از اینکه خونه فروش بره و کار از کار بگذره
No,no way to do this as long as that notorious ,nasty piece of work is sitting in the office
_ but you have no other choice.you need the loan please do this before they sell the house
Remember the time before wax hardened
پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
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پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
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پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
Hammer Fall
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"
"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.
"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.
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A Blind Man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
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Nice Suit
A guy goes into a clothing store to buy a new suit, but he doesn't want to spend too much money. The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but the guy says it's too much. He shows him another suit for $200, and the guy says it's still too much. After showing him several others, he finally shows him one for $10.
"That's more like it!", the guy says, and he goes to try it on. He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is about two inches shorter than the other.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right shoulder."
So the guy hunches his right shoulder way up, and the sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.
"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left arm and cock it like a bird's wing."
So the guy sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK. But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the other.
"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor, "and no one will notice."
"I'll take it!", the guy says.
So the guy leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit, walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.
As he's walking down the street he passes two orthopedic surgeons. One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of practice!"
"Me neither," the other doctor says. "But he sure has a nice suit!"
پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
Today I am going to tell you a thing or two about minnesota
پاسخ : English Inn ( A place to drop by and take s.th in English).A
