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asa you can see I put this text in my Jokes section
humor
its humorous
I mean some American fellows do NOT consider Rap as a music
یعنی اینکه برخی اصلا رپ رو به عنوان یه موسیقی قبول ندارن
مثل بعضی که شعر نو را شعر نمی دونن
امیدوارم منظورمو رسونده باشم
خب وقت رفتنه اما قبل از اون
امروزب باز هم پستچی پیر محله ما نیامد
یا باید خانه مان را عوض کنیم یا پستچی را
تو که هر روز برایم نامه میفرستی !!!!!! مگه نه
It is a state in the New England region of the northeastern United States. It is bordered by Rhode Island to the east, Massachusetts to the north, and the state of New York to the west and the south (with which it shares a water boundary in Long Island Sound).
Connecticut is named for the Connecticut River, the major U.S. river that approximately bisects the state. Its capital city is Hartford. Much of southern and western Connecticut (along with majority of the state's population) is part of the New York metropolitan area; three of Connecticut's eight counties are statistically included in the New York City combined statistical area, the same area is widely referred to as the Tri-State area. Connecticut's center of population is in Cheshire, New Haven County,which is also located within the Tri-State area.Connecticut is the 29th most populous state, with 3.5 million residents, and is ranked 48th in size by area, making it the 4th most densely populated state.
Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten
Drunken Mixup
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.
The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.
When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend pitching woo in the back-seat.
The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.
The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw the spectacle, then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That dumb Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"
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