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Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner
Driving With Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
howabout giving a guy a break
horse's rear end
Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.
A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"
"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"
"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"
"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.
"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."
"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"
"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
so whats next
the other day = اخیرا
Come on buddy = بیا رفیق
howabout giving a guy a break
pencil necked tyrant
horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه