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Chocoholic squirrel steals treats from shop

A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs.
"I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters.
The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside.
"It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said.
Unfortunately, the bushy-tailed thief does not clean up after itself, but leaves the wrappers behind, she added.
Squirrels have a well deserved reputation for being clever and adaptable animals. Many a home

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The story tells about a Finish squirrel that is very interested in some kind of sweet called kinder surprise. Everyday he runs to a grocery shop to steal this sweet which looks like an egg in form

Actually the owner of the shop did not seem unhappy with this new kind of robber except for the mess the squirrel leaves behind.

همونطور که میبینید لازم نیست همه چیو بگین
حالا نوبت حفظ کردنه
و با صدای بلند خوندن
اگه روتون نمیشه تو خلوت خودتون بخونین
یادتون نره گرامر خیلی مهمه ها

سلام ، منم خلاصه کردم ولی خب زیاد خوب نیست .
متنمو نشون بدم ؟؟

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yep why not

بله چرا که نه

Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."

For Pete's sake,

There is A squirel in finland that loves sweet , specially chocolate . this squire steal chocolate from a store twice a day . when ate chocolate , throw its cover in the store . people and children like this animal

بعضی وقتا خانمها با هوش ترن
there r ocassions when women make it clever

راستش خیلی هم خوبه
برای دلخوشیت نمیگم
خوبه چون هم معنیو میرسونه هم نکنه مهمه را از قلم ننداخته

There is a squirel in finland that loves sweet very much , specially when it is in form of chocolates . this squire has a habit to steal chocolate from a store twice a day . after eating chocolate , he leaves its cover in the store . people and children like this animal

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