English cafe a place to eat s.th in English

Reasonable Fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?"

The lawyer replies, "A thousand dollars."

"A thousand dollars!" exclaims the man. "That's very expensive isn't it?"

"It certainly is," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
Doctor's Affair
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

I am always alone here
nobody is interested in my page

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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78

I am always alone here

nobody is interested in my page

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Hiiiiiiiii
I come here
I'm here with you[movafaghiyat] and try to come more
your page is very good
[tashvigh]

Hi , raha
I said that your page is good

did you check my texts

thanx for coming

I am waiting for seeing my mistaks

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نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1

I am waiting for seeing my mistaks

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wich mistakes
I cant see any

I have a small hause which there is a small library in it
I have a book in the library
there is a long story in this book about palace
thus , I have palace too


یک کمی جاهاش رو عوض کردم


اینا رو میگم ، قبلا گذاشته بودم .

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نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1

I have a small hause which there is a small library in it
I have a book in the library
there is a long story in this book about palace
thus , I have palace too


یک کمی جاهاش رو عوض کردم


اینا رو میگم ، قبلا گذاشته بودم .

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شرمنده ندیده بودم

با اجازه شما

there is a cabin which is mine
there is a library inside
and there is a novel about some palacel in that library which is mine too
aye, I have a palace too

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نوشته اصلی توسط parichehr

Hiiiiiiiii

I come here
I'm here with you[movafaghiyat] and try to come more
your page is very good

[tashvigh]

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hi
thanx
really thanx
I will glad to to be useful for others
and I am glad to see that my page has been of some use here