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همه کسانی که با زبان سر و کار دارند در طول روز با لغات جدیدی برخورد میکنند و اشتیاق دارند تا این لغات را به گنجینه لغات خود اضافه نمایند برای این منظور در بخش SNAPSHOT
کوشیده ام تا با کاربرد لغات در مکالمات کاملا تولیدی بر معضل فراموشی لغات جدید غلبه کنم.
امید است این کار مورد توجه علاقمندان زبان قرار گیرد
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با توجه به فیلتر شدن سروری که عکس های مربوط به درس های کتاب good news , bad news
قابل دسترسی نیستند اونا رو دوباره میزارم یعنی از درس یک به بعد رو کار میکنم
با توجه به فیلتر شدن سروری که عکس های مربوط به درس های کتاب good news , bad news
قابل دسترسی نیستند اونا رو دوباره میزارم یعنی از درس یک به بعد رو کار میکنم
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همه کسانی که با زبان سر و کار دارند در طول روز با لغات جدیدی برخورد میکنند و اشتیاق دارند تا این لغات را به گنجینه لغات خود اضافه نمایند برای این منظور در بخش SNAPSHOT
کوشیده ام تا با کاربرد لغات در مکالمات کاملا تولیدی بر معضل فراموشی لغات جدید غلبه کنم.
امید است این کار مورد توجه علاقمندان زبان قرار گیرد
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Words of today
Crap: very bad
• a crap film
• I've had such a crap day.
Runt: a small, unpleasant, or unimportant person
Nancy: not yet boy, the runt is still there.
Bob: don’t know why but from the very beginning I have always hated Mr. Adams.
Lily: yep, we can't go inside the club as long as he is standing there. let's do something before our day becomes a crap one.
When Forest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forest. We've heard a lot about you." Hecontinued, "Unfortunately, it's getting pretty crowded up here and we findthat we now have to give people an entrance examination before we let themin." Related Image
"Okay," said Forest. "I hope it's not too hard. I've alreadybeen through a test. My momma used to say, 'Life is like a final exam. It'shard.' "
"Yes, Forest, I know. But this test is only three questions. Here theyare."
1) Which two days of the week begin with the letter 'T'?"
2) How many seconds are in a year?
3) What is God's first name?
"Well, sir," said Forest, "The first one is easy. Which two daysof the week begin with the letter 'T'? Today and Tomorrow."
St. Peter looked surprised and said, "Well, that wasn't the answer I waslooking for, but you have a point. I give you credit for that answer."
"The next question," said Forest, "How many seconds are in ayear? Twelve."
"Twelve?" said St. Peter, surprised and confused.
"Yes, sir. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd …"
St. Peter interrupted him. "I see what you mean. I'll have to give youcredit for that one, too."
"And the last question," said Forest, "What is God's first name?It's Andy."
"Andy?" said St. Peter, in shock. "How did you come up with'Andy'?"
"I learned it in church. We used to sing about it." Forest broke intosong, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am Hisown."
St. Peter opened the gate to heaven and said, "Run, Forest, Run!"A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful petdachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterfliesand before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction withthe obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'min deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by,and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approachingcat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy,that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more aroundhere." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a lookof terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearlyhad me."
Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection fromthe leopard. So, off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, andfigured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes adeal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a foolof and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happento that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, andthinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dogsits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet.And, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says:
"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring meanother leopard."
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All the Cookies
The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”
Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”
The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”
“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”
Long Marriage
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Bidding Higher
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"
"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"
Read Aloud
Bernie was unfortunate enough to be hit by a truck and ended up in the hospital. His best friend Morris came to visit him.
Bernie struggles to tell Morris, "My wife Sadie visits me three times a day. She's so good to me. Every day, she reads to me at the bedside."
"What does she read?" asks Morris.
"My life insurance policy."
Phone Call
A young boy answers the phone.
A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"
The boy whispers, "Yes."
The man then asks if he can talk to him.
"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.
"Then is your mom there?"
"Yes" the boy whispers.
"Can I talk to her?"
"No, she's busy," the boy whispers.
"Is there anyone else there?"
"Yes" whispered the boy.
"Who?" the man asked.
"A policeman," came the whispered reply.
"Well, can I talk to him?"
"He's busy too," the boy whispered.
"Is there anyone else there then?"
"Yes" whispered the boy.
"Who then?" the man asked.
"A fireman," the boy whispered.
"Can I talk to him?"
"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."
Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.
"Looking for me." the boy whispered
Getting Gray
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes atthe kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands ofwhite hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of yourhairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and makeme cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,"Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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funny
Class PicturesThe children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's dead."
Cooking WoesBecky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.
She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.
That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the guests volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."
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I was eavesdropping on two women sitting behind me on the bus when theystarted talking about a trip to Switzerland. The first passenger asked thesecond whether she had enjoyed the beautiful scenery.
"Not really," came the reply. "I couldn't see much because ofall the mountains in the way."The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary schoolfor lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made anote, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a largepile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching theapples.
Getting Old...At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th.
"I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
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do you believe it
can you elaborate on the issue
InjusticeAccording to Almighty God' all human beings are equal except in their piety. But in our world of today the situation is totally different. We say justice should be observed everywhere in every aspect but when it comes to reality, its injustice which is dominant everywhere.
But have you ever thought about the reason? It’s the human beings who are responsible for this situation. We all think about our interests and how to maintain them forever no matter at what cost.
Some examples would help the issue become clearer. Consider our driving behaviors, when we don’t care the red sign and pass the junction which may result in an accident taking one's life.
How about cheating when we are doing business with other people
How about cheating when we are doing business with other peopleHow we try to sell our products at any cost.
To make the long story short, I would like to say the whole social system is a matter of self-interest. This is the main cause of injustice
One snake for two people in Indian village
by Sailendra SilFriAug 31, 11:40 PM ET
For some people, a poisonous snake hissing in their courtyard is the stuff of nightmares. But in this sleepy village ineastern India, the reptiles are welcome and abundant.
The village of Choto Pashla in WestBengal state has one snake for every two residents, mainly the poisonousmonocled cobra, a black reptile with a yellow ring around its neck that cangrow to seven feet (two meters) in length.
Such snakes are found everywhere -- inrice fields, ditches, muddy ponds and even sometimes sunning themselvesby houses -- and no one appears to fear them.
"The poison-fanged reptilesrepresent a way of life in Choto Pashla. People of the neighbouring villagesare scared to come here," said Samir Chatterjee, the local schoolheadmaster, who has written a book about the snakes.
"A recent count by the villagersfound there are more than 3,000 snakes in this village of 6,000 people."
The Geological Survey of India isstudying the village to figure out why the cobras are flourishing there, anofficial said.
"We wonder why a particular speciesof snakes is thriving in this village,"said the official, asking not to be named. "We are looking into the topography of the village."
Local lorehas it that the reptiles first came to the little rice-farming village 130 kilometers(80 miles) northwest of the state capital Kolkata en masse six centuries agoduring a flood.
The Hindu village began worshipping thesnakes as the representatives of a goddess and believe that their farms haveconsequently prospered ever since.
"Women offer milk to the reptilesat midday when the priest worships the goddess of snakes, Manasa, in thetemple," said Chatterjee.
When a snake dies, the villagers placeit in an earthen jar and then immerses it inthe sacred Ganges River.
Still, apart from feeding them andperforming their last rites, the villagersdo try to keep the snakes at arm's length, or more.
"Our customsforbid us from touching the snakes,"said 25-year-old Dipu Majhi who was bitten by a snake nearly five years agowhile fishing in a pond.
Nearly a dozen villagers die of snake-biteevery year, locals say, with the village still relying on traditionaltreatments.
"I was asked to bathe in the pond beside the temple of the goddessof snakes and then a pinch of mud from the temple compound was rubbed on theinjury," said Majhi, a fish and vegetable seller.
"My hand swelled but healed after a week."
Anti-venomdrugs are available at some hospitals in the state, but these may not be nearenough for the villagers to get to in time.
"It's a unique village wherepoisonous cobras are co-existing with humanbeings," said Dipak Mitra, a herpetologist.Mitra also runs a snake park in Kolkata with 700 species of the reptiles, andhas visited the village.
"It's simply incredible," he said.
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Glossary
Poisonous: containing poison
stuff: a variety of objects or things
reptiles : Snakes and crocodiles are reptiles.
Abundant : existing or available in large quantities
Ditch : hole
Muddy : covered with mud, or full of mud
Thriving : very successful
Topography : the study of the features of land, for example hills, rivers, androads
Lore : traditional knowledge about nature and their culture that people getfrom their parents and other older people
Prospered : to grow and do well
Immerse : to put something or someone in a liquid, especially so that they arecovered completely
Rite : a traditional ceremony, especially a religious one
Customs : a very old belief,or story
Forbid : ban
Bathe : to wash yourself, especially in a bath
Heal : cure
Venom : poison
co-existing : living together
herpetologist :
incredible : difficult to believe
as for my topic I would like to say
if we had JUSTICE we wouldn't have a word as ordinary people
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MehriehIn my point ofview we can't give this question an exact answer since it depends on people.As an unique Iranian custom in the past thefamily of bride would ask the groom to pay an amount of something such as moneyto the brideAt the time noone would give or take this money or gold but in our time the story is totallydifferentLittle by littlethe amount of the custom became more and higher so that no man was able to paythem in case the woman asked him to payThe brides wantedto put husbands in such a situation that could do nothing but obeying whateverthey saySome women tookthe opportunity and took all the properties of their poor husbands. It was thetime that men were sent to jail just for not paying this Mehrieh.ع. Somemen were condemned to pay the amount monthly on the basis of their income. Buta short survey of divorce statistics shows that such high Mehrieh could notprevent men to divorce their wives.On the other handwomen call this Mehrieh a support for their matrimony. There are men who arenot loyal to their wives. They usually have a secret woman in their lives. ThisMehrieh has been used as a tool for taking revenge from these capricious men.
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I think men must prevent such amount of money.
they should be more wise.
Hijab
Should we consider it mandatory
Even pronouncingthe term itself is challenging enough to arouse a debate among the people who hearit especially if they are female. But why the issue is such complicated in oursociety?
Beforehand let'ssee what the history tells us. It was in 17 of Dey in 1314 when under the periodof Reza Shah Modernization, women were asked to remove Islamic veils and discardHijabin favor of Western dress. Reza Shah banned Chador and ordered all citizens -rich and poor - to bring their wives to public functions without head coverings.But in spite of what most people thinkIt was not the originthough years ago at the time of Naser al-Din Shah Qajar, for the firsttime a woman removed her veil in presence of men. Later Women's rights movementin Iran began. Some women criticized the Hijab and called it a sign against modernity.
After the removal of RezaShah by British forces, women were permitted to wear traditional chadoralthough this time, except for a minority; it was the women who showed nointerest in wearing traditional dress and preferred the modern western outfit.
Following the 1357Revolution, several laws based on gender discrimination were established suchas the introduction of mandatory veiling and public dress code of females.
The history was repeated,but this time vice versa. The government forced women not to unveil their head.
In the mid of 60' that fewwomen tried to ignore the law by replacing Chadors with some type of overcoatscalled Manteau and wearing sheer stockings. At the time they were afraid ofbeing punished by the government. In the beginning of 70' the change in womendress became more apparent. Women started to use colorful Manteau instead ofblack which was the dominant color of women clothing.
In 1376 reformists won theelection and came to power, and not before long some rumors about abolishingmandatory Hijab law were heard for the first time after the Islamic revolution.
Gradually Manteaues becametighter and shorter, and nail polishing became popular again. Now, women were notafraid of the government anymore since reformist leaders' motto was to givewomen more freedom in every aspect.
In 1384 Islamic conservativeparty took the power again. The officials did not toleratethe way women wear clothing, and decided torevive Islamic laws concerning people behaviors in society in which Hijab was impliedtoo. They asked men and women to observe Islamic laws with what they choose wear,but the women resisted and the government was forced to use police power.
For a short period of time, and by the help ofpolice the women became more careful with their outfit, but the situation didnot last long.
What the government couldn’tdo was changing the mind and notion of people. Now a lot of people believe Wearing Hijab is not only a sign of modesty buta real hindrance toclimbing the social ladder, a badge of backwardness and a marker of class. On theother hand, wearing tight and sheer clothes like shortManteaues, supports and ultra-sheer stockings is considered a sign of highsocial class and enlightened thinking.
Some people take arelativist approach to hijab. They believe that the commandment to maintain modestymust be interpreted with regard to the surrounding society.
In my point ofview, observing Islamic limits in what a woman wears is subject to the issue ofhow religious she is. Does she believe in God and the life after death or not? Islamhas a clear definition, according to Islam men are easily provoked via theireyes I mean what they see
So women must notwear clothes that make the life hard for those men who want to be pious.
But women may saywe are free humans and being free means they can wear what they like. And asfor the issue of men's vulnerability, the women call this an insult toward mensince human beings are granted the privilege of thinking as well as reasoningand enjoying such ability is the most obvious discrimination between man andother animals. So men can use their logic and accept the right of women to wearwhat they like and tolerate the consequences.
Now what do youthink? Which reasoning is right?