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Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome
THREE INVALIDS. - SUFFERINGS OF GEORGE AND HARRIS. - A VICTIM TO ONE HUNDREDAND SEVEN FATAL MALADIES. - USEFUL PRESCRIPTIONS. - CURE FOR LIVER COMPLAINT INCHILDREN. - WE AGREE THAT WE ARE OVERWORKED, AND NEED REST. - A WEEK ON THEROLLING DEEP? - GEORGE SUGGESTS THE RIVER. - MONTMORENCY LODGES AN OBJECTION.- ORIGINAL MOTION CARRIED BY MAJORITY OF THREE TO ONE.THERE were four of us - George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency. We weresitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were - bad from a medical point of view I mean,of course.We were all feeling seedy, and we were getting quite nervous about it. Harris said he felt such extraordinaryfits of giddiness come over him at times, that he hardly knew what he was doing; and then George said thatHE had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what HE was doing. With me, it was my liver that was out oforder. I knew it was my liver that was out of order, because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill circular,in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell when his liver was out of order. I hadthem all.It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled tothe conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. Thediagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt.I remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which Ihad a touch - hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in anunthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget whichwas the first distemper I plunged into - some fearful, devastating scourge, I know - and, before I had glancedhalf down the list of "premonitory symptoms," it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. Icame to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for monthswithout knowing it - wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance - found, as I expected, that Ihad that too, - began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so startedalphabetically - read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commencein about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far asthat was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemedto have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I couldconclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.I felt rather hurt about this at first; it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight. Why hadn't I got housemaid'sknee? Why this invidious reservation? After a while, however, less grasping feelings prevailed. I reflected thatI had every other known malady in the pharmacology, and I grew less selfish, and determined to do withouthousemaid's knee. Gout, in its most malignant stage, it would appear, had seized me without my being awareof it; and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with from boyhood. There were no more diseases afterzymosis, so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with me.
CHAPTER I.
Healthy is a great word, but try out this longer and more expressive option
salubrious
Don't use a tiny word to say small - try four syllables
diminutive
Instead of interesting, consider something with more pizzazz
invigorating
hello guys
it has been a while since my last being here
you know what hectic days are
but after all i am back again
so talking about places is fun
it makes you start speaking
lets see our state of today
Washington
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It is a state in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States located north of Oregon, west of Idaho and south of the Canadian province of British Columbia, on the coast of the Pacific Ocean. Washington was carved out of the western part of Washington Territory which had been ceded by Britain in 1846 by the Oregon Treaty as settlement of the Oregon Boundary Dispute. It was admitted to the Union as the 42nd state in 1889.Washington is the 18th most extensive and the 13th most populous of the 50 United States. Approximately 60 percent of Washington's residents live in the Seattle metropolitan area, the center of transportation, business, and industry along the Puget Sound region of the Salish Sea, an inlet of the Pacific consisting of numerous islands, deep fjords, and bays carved out by glaciers. The remainder of the state consists of deep rainforests in the west, mountain ranges in the west, center, northeast and far southeast, and a semi-arid eastern basin given over to intensive agriculture. Washington is the second most populous state on the west coast and in the western United States after California.
Washington was named after George Washington, the first President of the United States, and is the only U.S. state named after a president. Washington is commonly called Washington state or occasionally the State of Washington to distinguish it from the U.S. capital. However, Washingtonians (residents of Washington) and many residents of neighboring states and Canadians from southern B.C. normally refer to the state simply as "Washington", while usually referring to the nation's capital as "Washington, D.C." or simply "D.C." The area was originally called "Columbia" after the Columbia River; however, to avoid confusion with the District of Columbia, the area was renamed Washington
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and those who like to know more of the state pls visit the following
http://access.wa.gov/visiting/washingtonmaps.aspx
hat trick
three success in a row
Walter pulled a hat trick, and the fans roared.
have a good one
have a nice morning,evening or afternoon
have good vibes
to have good feelings about someone or something
Headstone City
a cemetery
our house is just one block after the large Headstone City
on the left
به زبون خودمون میشه قبرستون
سلام
من اصلا نمیدونم چطور وارد تاپیکی که مثلا روز قبل استفاده کردم بشم؟
در ضمن براتون میل دادم
سلام میبخشید
من دیر پیام شما رو خوندم
توی جی میل جواب میدمنقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نازخانم
All the Cookies
The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”
Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”
The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”
“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”
Long Marriage
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Tiger Woods
One day, when a golfer was playing golf, some tourists pointed and said 'Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!'
The golfer was happy for a split second before a tiger came out of the woods and ate him up.
Fore!
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway.
As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?"
The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."
Question Answered
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
What $2 Can Buy
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation.
Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"
"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.
"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"
"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."
برای کسانی که دنبال نمونه سوال میگردند
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سلام
این متنو رو بخونید چند تا لغت جدید داره یراتون
چند تا wh question میتونید باهاش بسازید
آیا میتونین از جملاتش تو محاوره استفاده کنید
آیا میتونین کامنت بدین براش
Counting Sheep Too Often.Most women have bouts of insomnia-the failure to fall asleep or stay asleep or both-at some point in their lives. I recall the experience of one woman I knew: Several weeks before her wedding, she began a nightly ritual of lying awake for hours, followed by hours of tossing and turning until at last she would become exhausted and fall asleep. This pattern left her little time for restful sleep. Fortunately, my friend was able to return to her normal sleeping pattern after the big day. This type of anxiety-induced sleeplessness is a classic and straightforward case of short-term insomnia, and so an ideal candidate for those well advertised sleeping pills.Many women, however, have prolonged difficulties achieving good sleep. As mothers, students, caretakers, and professionals, many of us lead hectic lives, filled with both obvious and subtler stressors that are on our minds as we attempt to settle into sleep. The sheer numbers of over-the-counter and prescription sleep aids give you an idea of how widespread insomnia is today. But the problem with these sleep aids is that even though they induce drowsiness, they do not promote real sleep - deep, lasting, and refreshing. And some of these agents, if taken over the course of months may lead to dependency or stop working altogether. Don't be surprised if your physician is not inclined to prescribe them. Fortunately, there are many measures besides popping pills that you can use to improve your chances of getting a good night's sleep. Here are a few: · Acknowledge your stressors. Consider transferring that list of items swirling around in your head at night onto a sheet of paper. This will help you feel as if you've gotten started with your tasks and let you get some rest.· Exercise regularly. It may seem counterintuitive, but upping your level of activity during the evening, when you think you're wiped out, will help you to gain a second wind and probably to sleep better when you do retire. · Avoid caffeine after mid-day. Be wary, too, of sodas and teas, which often contain caffeine as well. · Go to bed when you're tired. Don't spend time staring at the ceiling and worrying about how you simply must get some sleep. Get up, do something relaxing in another room, and return to bed when you're ready. · Learn relaxation techniques. Consciously attend to your breathing; imagine being in your favorite place (think: "Calgon, take me away!"); relax your muscles, scanning your body from head to toe - Pilates and yoga classes often teach these skills. · Maintain a routine. Changing your sleep schedule dramatically on Friday and Saturday nights can lead to a shift in your circadian rhythm that carries into the following week. · Consider melatonin. This hormone is a natural sleep aid. It appears to work particularly well for those who have trouble staying asleep, even though they may easily fall asleep. A dose of 0.3 mg nightly is recommended. Talk with your doctor about your sleep troubles if they persist. Pain, snoring, frequent nighttime urination, or symptoms of anxiety or depression should be further assessed and may respond to other treatments.
? what should we do for reducing insomnia
why should we do excercise regulary ?
when we should go to the bed ??
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thanks for this text
I agree with this article , it suggest good ways .
when we do excercixe , we use energy and we feel tired
people that have insomnia , it's should when they have sleep , go to the bed
Don't drink coffee and tea before sleep , because they are stimulus
and......
thanks for the visitors
in an hour or two
I will be answering the questions
firstly,lets deal with the new words of this text
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incline : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dic...kiePolicy=true
snore : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dic...kiePolicy=true
معنی لغات رو راحت تو این دیکشنری آنلاین میتونید ببینید
علاوه بر معنی مواردی مثل کاربرد در جمله...ریشه لغت ..تلفظ و .. را مشاهده میکنید
1. As it is stated in the article anxiety-induced sleeplessness is a common type of insomnia. Have you ever experience such matter in your life?2. Why do the physicians avoid prescribing those so-called sleep aids?3. Please elaborate on the measures which invoke night sleep?
- - - به روز رسانی شده - - -نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
چرا صفحات سایت امروز بهم ریخته
بله بله ، دقیقا .......
حواسم نبود ، وگرنه بقیه درست هستنا [sootzadan]
ممنون از شما [golrooz]
so. tell me have you ever had such an experience
if so pls write it down
at least 8 lines
خب تمرین نوشتن یا همون writing
کی شروع میکنه
سلام
من یک تجربه خودم رو یه جا دیگه نوشته بودم ، شما هم اصلاح کردین
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موضوع دیگه ای نمیشه کنارش بذارین ؟؟؟
Well, I am not certain about it but if my memory serves well, it was 20 years ago may be more; I was just a little 12 year old boy. As a student I was preparing myself for my final exams. Mathematics, oh the word still sucks. I have always hated this course. And that nasty teacher Mr. Afshar . on the night before my math exam, I had no sleep at all. Lying in the bed I tried to not think of the exam but, it was no use.
نارون عزیز منظور من تجربه بیخوابی در اثر استرس هستش
مثل متن خودم
plz
somebody
join me
on this work
when I was a student , I had Criminal psychology exam in summer at 8 :00 a.m .
I went to the Terminal earlier than my frienda and waited . After half an hour they came , but we lost bus , so after 15 min , we found another bus and went to the university but it was late
and we couldent do exam , we had stress alot , we said : please , pleas let us but the managers didnt accept . Finally we lost exam and back
Insomnia is one of my big problems. most of the times specially in summers(the time that I'm free of studying )I'm awake till dawn.
I read this article & the solutions that was written. but none of them is suitable for me because I don't have any stress to acknowledge my stressors ! I really don't know why I can't sleep .At first I thought that this insomnia is caused by "drinking tea" so I stopped it but it wasn't the reason. Then I tried to make myself tired during the day by "reading books","going out","helping my mother in house work" and others to sleep better at night but.....I couldn't sleep
Anyway because I believe that "nothing is difficult to a willing mind", I tried to utilize this problem .now night is the time that I do most of my works such as studying, solving crossword puzzle, watching TV & others
so I became a professional night owl
I'm sorry , I don't have any insomnia experience or forgot that
so wrote another experience . It was wrong ??