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Photo Day
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled
Grandfatherly AdviceMy Grandfather was one of the wisest men I ever knew. I still remember his only advice to me concerning women.
"Ray," he said, "Trust me on this one, even if you do eventually understand women, you'll never believe it anyway
New Cell PhoneA young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?"
His wife replied, "I just love. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
The blonde replied, "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
تقدیم به همه بچه های خوب نخبگان جوان
موضوع: فعال نگاه داشتن اصطلاحات در ذهن
a rolling stone gathers no moss:
used to say that someone who often changes jobs, moves to different places etc is not able to have any permanent relationships or duties
خب این به فارسی میشه چی؟؟؟؟؟؟ همه کاره و هیچ کاره کسی که زیاد از این شاخه به اون شاخه میپره
به فرض که اینو اینجا دیدم چکار کنم که تو ذهنم اکتیو بمونه و پسیو یا غ فعال نشه
گفتم بذار باهاش یه داستان بسازم
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اونروز خسته به خونه برگشتم که دیدم داییم خونه است
بعد از سلام و احوال پرسی معمول گفت از کار چه خبر ؟ گفتم هیچی همین دو روز پیش خودمو منتقل کردم به بخش بازاریابی
با تعجب پرسید تو که تازه جابجا شده بودی
گفتم خب دیگه فکر میکنم جای جدیدم بهتره
با لبخند گفت: موفق باشی ولی از این شاخه به اون شاخه پریدن برات ثمری نداره
I was just got home when I saw my uncle sitting in the dinning room
after giving typical compliments,he asked about work
well,I just moved to marketing dept,I said
but guess you had just changed your office, he said surprisingly
guess the new dept is a better place for me,I said indifferently
well, wish you luck but remember
a rolling stone gathers no moss
,he said with a smile
خب برای امروز کافیه اما قبل ار رفتن
لختی اندیشه
کولی امروز تو دستم خوند:
یه زمستون سخت تو راهه
من دلم با تو قرصه اما تو...؟
تو دلت چند مرده حلاجه
Mad Cows
Two cows are chatting in a field. One says to the other, "Are you worried by this mad cow disease?"
The second cow says, "It doesn't affect me - I'm a rabbit!"
Noisy Neighbor
Young Jock McTavish from Glasgow went to study at a university inEngland and was living in the hall of residence. After a week his mother rang him. "How do you get along with the other students, Jock?" she asked.
"Well," he replied, "they are terribly noisy people. The one on one side keeps banging his head on the wall. The one on the other side screams all night."
"Oh Jock!" said his mother. "How do you manage to put up with such noisy neighbours?"
"I don't do anything. I just sit here quietly, playing my bagpipes!"
Paddy's WoodPaddy Fitzgerald had worked in a timber yard for five years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.
He told the priest. "Father, it's five years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the timber yard all that time."
"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"
Fitzgerald said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the timber!"
میتونین کوچکترین ایالت آمریکا را نام بببرید؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟
جواب شما در تصویر بالاست
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The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, more commonly referred to as Rhode Island is a state in the New England region of the United States. It is the smallest U.S. state by area. Rhode Island is bordered by Connecticut to the west and Massachusetts to the north and east, and it shares a water boundary with New York'sLong Island to the southwest.Rhode Island was the first of the 13 original colonies to declare independence from British rule, declaring itself independent on May 4, 1776, two months before any other state and the convention. The state was also the last to ratify the United States Constitution]Rhode Island's official nickname is "The Ocean State", a reference to the state's geography, since Rhode Island has several large bays and inlets that amount to about 14% of its total area. Its land area is 1,045 square miles (2706 km2), but its total area is significantly larger.
Rhode Island is the smallest state of u.s
تقدیم به همه بچه های نخبگان جوان به خصوص بخش زبانبابا هنوز کجا؟
فعال نگه داشتن اصطلاحات در ذهن
not be out of the wood(s) yetused to say that there are likely to be more difficulties before things improve
مانده تا برف زمین آب شود
هنوز خیلی مونده تا پیروزی
اینا همه معانی این اصطلاح هستن
اما برای فعال نگه داشتن اون بذارین یه مکالمه بسازیم
خندیدم و گفتم اینم بخش سوم
مجتبی گفت تمومش کردی ؟ چقدر سریع تند خوانی رفتی کاش من درسو برا شب امتحان نمیذاشتم
اما پرهام که تا ااون موقع سرش تو کتاب بود با طعنه گفت : خیلی خوشحال نباش هنوز خیلی راه مونده
Ok, I am done with chapter 3, I exclaimed
really, how fast, have you ever joined those so-called fast reading courses
wish i had read studied before,Mojtaba said
Dont be so glad ,you are not out of the woods yet,Parham retorted
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
you are not out of the woods yet
آیا عبارت فوق فقط همین سه معنی که در پست قبلی ذکر کردید رو داره؟ یا دارای معانی دیگری هم هست؟
طبق فرهنگ لانگمن بله اگه هنوز هم داره بنده بی اطلاعم
خب برا امروز کافیه
اما قبل از رفتن
لحظه ای اندیشه
ترجیح می دهم حقیقتی مرا آزار دهد تا اینکه دروغی آرامم کند
Oxymorons
25. Child Proof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works
hi
what are these ??
Two Bums
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out - caterer, band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.
Guests arrive, and all is going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But, the clown has not shown up and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will probably not make the party at all.
The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips and leaps high in the air.
She speaks to the other bum and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!" Other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him." He then turned to Willie and yelled, "Hey Willie! For $50, would you chop off another toe?"
oxymoron
به معنی قرار دادن دو چیز متضاد در کنار هم است
مثل غریب آشنا
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راجع قوانین مورفی چیزی شنیدین
قوانين مورفي تسکين دهنده بدبياري ها و بدشانسي هاست. قانون مورفي درسال 1949 در پايگاه نيروي هوايي ادوارز شکل گرفت. سرگرد ادوارد مورفي مهندسهوافضا بود که روي يک پروژه کار مي کرد. در يکي از سخت ترين آزمايشهاي پروژه يکتکنسين سيم ها را برعکس وصل کرد و آزمايش خراب شد. مورفي درباره اين تکنسينگفت: "اگه يه راه براي خراب کردن چيزي وجود داشته باشه اون همون يه راه رو پيدامي کنه" و اين اولين قانون مورفي بود. در ابتدا در فرهنگ فني مهندسين رواج پيداکرد و بعد به فرهنگ عامه راه پيدا کرد. بعداً قوانين ديگري هم بعد از کسب رتبهلازم از بنياد مورفي درزمره قوانين اصلي قرار گرفتند.
برخی از این قوانین به شرح زیر هستند.
*فلسفه مورفي*
*لبخند بزن... فردا روز بدتريه...*
قانون صف:
اگر شما از يک صف به صف ديگري رفتيد، سرعت صف قبلي بيشتر از صف فعلي خواهد شد.
قانون تلفن:
اگر شما شماره‌اي را اشتباه گرفتيد، آن شماره هيچگاه اشغال نخواهد بود.
قانون بینی:
بعد از اين که دست‌تان حسابي گريسي شد، بيني شما شروع به خارش خواهد کرد.
قانون کارگاه:
اگر چيزي از دست‌تان افتاد، قطعاً به پرت‌ترين گوشه ممکن خواهد خزيد
rain or shine: whatever happens or whatever the weather is like
this is meaning of rain or shine or
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sorry .... but I dont understand
I have a question please , xplain about " Rap music " ....... this is Oxymoron????????
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..and oxymoron is like paradox ????
hack around
to waste time
I wanted ti hack around for a year after college , but my finances disagreed
half-sprung
tipsy, alcohol intoxicated
Ted was half-sprung and couls hardly stand up
hat trick
three success in a row
Walter pulled a hat trick, and the fans roared
یعنی سنگ از آسمون بباره میرم
هر چی بشه من میرم
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Oxymoron - a figure of speech in which two contradictory words or phrases are combined to produce a rhetorical effect by means of a concise paradox.The term comes from the Greek oxumoros, meaning pointedly foolish which was formed by combining oxus, meaning sharp, and moros, meaning foolish.An example is the word sophomore which is a combination of two Greek words: sophos, which means “wise,” and moros, which means “foolish.” In Shakespeare’s Sonnet 142, the speaker declares:“Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate.”
Paradox - a statement that is apparently self-contradictory or absurd but really contains a possible truth. Sometimes the term is applied to a self-contradictory false proposition. It is also used to describe an opinion or statement which is contrary to generally accepted ideas. Often, a paradox is used to make a reader consider the point in a new way. The term is from the Greek paradoxos, meaning “contrary to received opinion” or “expectation.” An example of paradox is contained in Caesar’s speech from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar:Cowards die many times before their deaths
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full of empty
what is this ? paradox or oxymoon?
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Golf With BobAerial Photos
Joe: Why don't you play golf with Bob any more?
Mike: Would you play with someone who curses after each shot, cheats in the bunkers and enters false scores on his card?
Joe: No!
Mike: Neither will Bob
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, “Let’s go!” The tense man sitting in the pilot’s seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer,“and make several low-level passes.” “Why?” asked the nervous pilot. “Because I’m going to take pictures!” yelled the photographer. “I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures.”
The pilot replied, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”
History of Rap Music
More than a century before rap exploded onto the American music scene, West African musicians were telling stories rhythmically, with just the beat of a drum for accompaniment. Meanwhile, folk artists from the Caribbean Islands were also telling stories in rhyme. Indeed, these singing poets from Africa and the Caribbean lay the foundation for modern-day American rap music.
Rapping essentially involves the speaking or chanting of rhyming lyrics, often set to a beat. The rhyming created by rappers is considered by many to be one of the most sophisticated styles of poetry. What’s more, these rhymes often address provocative subjects such as ***, violence and socio-political issues.
Rapping first gained popularity in the U.S. in the 1970s as a kind of street art, especially among African American teenagers. But it wasn’t until 1979, when the Sugarhill Gang released their breakaway hit, ‘Rapper’s Delight, that record producers took notice of this emerging musical genre. once they did, numerous rap acts, including Run-DMC and N.W.A., surfaced, and rap’s audience began to swell. It wasn’t just African American male rappers getting in on the act, either: By the 1980s, white rap bands such as the Beastie Boys and female rap bands such as Salt-n-Pepa were reaching the top of the charts.
By the 1990s, rap matured from an old-school-style – which was based on relatively simple lyrics – to a new-school-style, which was louder and included more complex lyrics. Artists such as The Notorious B.I.G., Snoop Dogg and Tupac ruled the charts during this time, as did Eminem – one of the most popular white rappers of all time.
paradox
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rap music
it is a kind of music ... it's words (rap &music ) .. they are meaninigful
but
what it is a oxymoon in it.....please explain about it .
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sorry
Males or Females
which one is the bossbelow you read a short text written by a femenist woman. plz let me know your ideasThe further into the future we go, the more control women will have over the world. Women are on the rise in business and education, and will soon be calling the shots whether men like it or not