hi
نمایش نسخه قابل چاپ
hi
hi
hello,
?what's happening do my dear friends
In a cold windy evening not far from Princeville prison, a man wearing a prison uniform was hiding in a field. He was cold and hungry and wanted to find food and some clothes.
In the meantime, much far from the prison, Baxter was sitting a train when a talkative man tried to tell him some info about coke. According to the man coke was a spy.
اینم خلاصه بخش سوم
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نوشته اصلی توسط نازخاتون
sorry I am not following you
Take The Bet
Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal.
"I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied the second. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first his money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".
The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".
The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
will you pls make it more clear
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Sorry
? why
my mean ,
[cheshmak]?che khabar
خب این لطیفه ها در ضمن خندوندن شما لغات جدید هم توش پیدا میشه
نکته جالب اینکه چون اون لغات جدید با این لطیفه associate میشن
بهتر تو ذهنتون میمونن
به این پدیده میگن co-incidence
یا همزمانی دو اتفاق
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?what's happening doمنظورم اين بود كه چه خبر ?[cheshmak]
i was sick againنقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نازخاتون
but nothing in particular
so lets have s.th about states
today
oregon
is going to be discussed
we 're waiting
it is a state in the Pacific Northwest region of the United States. It is located on the Pacificcoast, with Washington to the north, California to the south, Nevada on the southeast and Idaho to the east. The Columbia and Snake rivers delineate much of Oregon's northern and eastern boundaries, respectively. The area was inhabited by many indigenous tribes before the arrival of traders, explorers, and settlers who formed an autonomous government in Oregon Country in 1843. The Oregon Territory was created in 1848, and Oregon became the 33rd state on February 14, 1859.
I have an old friend there
his name is Mike
میبینین دوستم چه جای قشنگی زندگی میکنه
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
?where does he live
?He lives in Oregon
so I have to go
have a nice weekend and
take care
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
!!!!!!!So beautiful
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نوشته اصلی توسط raha78
bye
hi again
I am back
how r you doing
so lets deal with our edward coke
این خلاصه بخش چهارمWhile Baxter was on his way to find coke, he was still hiding in the field near prison. As the weather got colder, he decided to make a move in order to find some food and a place to take some rest. After a short while, not far away he could see a shimmering light. He got closer to see that it was a detached house but the strange thing was that there was no sound coming from it, this made coke suspicious. "May some police are inside waiting to arrest me' but finally he decided to try his only chance.
hi
can I ask you , why dont correct my previouse text
thanks
نقل قول:
نوشته اصلی توسط نارون1
ولی من اصلاح کردم یادته با فونت قرمز هم نوشتم اگه جدید گذاشتی ندیدم
شرمنده
yes
but you wrote wrong word with red font and didnt write its correct
sorry i had a problem with my computer
ok i will do it
but lets have some fun first
Pray For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
"I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
Parrot Technique
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
توی جوک اول خط دوم یه اصطلاح هست
معنیشو میدونین
at the top of his lungs
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