نمایش نسخه قابل چاپ
hey everybody
I created this topic just to exchange our knowledge of English
just relax as if you r in an inn
relax and take what that suits your taste
we put various types of materials here
سلام دوستان
اینجا محلیه برای تبادل دانش زبان انگلیسی
راحت باشین
انگار تو یه میهمونخونه نشستین
ببینین چی بدردتون میخوره
آخه اینجا همه چی پیدا میشه
Having no specific context to practice is the most important concern for those who have studied English.This club is an academic club that offers the members variety of activities related to reading, speaking, listening and writing skills.
We practice and interact with each other, and also discuss current issues to improve our English knowledge.
Hope it will provide a coherent virtual context for those who really want to speak.
نداشتن يك محيط و يا همصحبت مهمترين دغدغه زبان آموزان است. اينجا محيطي است كه ما مي كوشيم آنرا تبديل به محلي براي تمرين و بهبود انگليسي خود كنيم. اميد است اين كار موجب تقويت يادگيري انگليسي به عنوان زبان دوم گردد
once there were 2 friends or its better to call them classmates.one was
very active and smart but the other was slow in learning.
time went by and they grew up each taking his way of life
the smart student got B.A in english and became a translator.
he devoted his life to translate books. books concerning ethics, gnostic,morality.
then he visited some publication firms to publish his works.BUT all he got was a big no
they all wanted books about p.o.r.n.o.g.r.a.g.h.y and funny material.
sad and disappointed he walked down the street when he saw a vey luxurious pub.
he went closer to read the English word written on the board of the enterance.
"GOOD NIGHT" he whispered.all of sudden A man came out of the pub.
they gazed at each other for a minute. yes it was the lazy student who was
the owner of the pub too. after a little talks the lazy student addressed the translator
"LOOK, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE LANGUAGE BUT YOU COULD NOT MAKE MONEY OUT OF IT, I KNOW A SINGLE
WORD AND I HAVE USED IT IN A WAY AND EARNED LOTS OF MONEY.
روزي روزگاري دو تا دوست نه بهتر بگيم دو تا همکلاسي بودن که يکيشون تنبل و درس نخون و يکيشون زرنگ و درسخون بود
باري گذشت و اين دو نفر بزرگ شدن وهرکدوم رفت پي زندگي خودش
اون که درسش خوب بود ليسانس زبان انگليسي گرفت شد مترجم
بعد شروع کرد به ترجمه
همه وقتشو گذاشت پاي اين کار
و کلي کتاب ترجمه کرد با موضوع اخلاقيلت و انسانيت و معنويات
اما هر جا رفت و به هر چاپخونه اي که سر زد هيچ ناشري حاضر به چاپ کتابها نشد
ناشرين کتابهايي ميخاستن که در مورد مطالب فکاهي يا عشقي و پليسي باشه
خسته و نااميد از دفتر آخرين ناشر بيرون اومد
همان طور که قدم ميزد چشمش خورد به سر در ورودي يک تالار شيک
رفت جلوتر تا بهتر بتونه اونو بخونه
good night
زير لب زمزمه کرد
همون لحظه يه آقاي شيک پوش از در اومد بيرون
اونا بهم خيره شدن و همديگه را شناختن بله اون آقا
همون شاگرد تنبل بود که شده بود صاحب رستوران
بعد از يه کم صحبت شاگرد تنبله به زرنگه گفت روزگار را ميبيني
تو يه زبان را به طور کامل ياد گرفتي اما نتونستي اون طوري که بايد استفاده کني اما من فقط يک کلمه بلد بودم و همون يک
کلمه را به شکل درست استفاده کردم
hello
nice topic
so,who can use them in a sentence
Hi
he heeee
I'm new. It is difficult for me to find s.th here.l.
there is one point here
what is the aim of these kind of clubs?
we are here to exchange ideas in English or We are here to share our knowledge?
I believe there are various ways to teach English
the basic of language is words
words play the same role for language as what bricks do for a biulding
the joke for today is
Plane Crisis
A priest, a rabbi and a consultant were traveling on an airplane. There was a crisis and it was clear that the plane was going to crash and they would all be killed. The priest began to pray and finger his rosary beads, the rabbi began to read the Torah and the consultant began to organize a committee on air traffic safety
the new word for today is
TABLOID
idiom for today is
TO GIVE SOMEONE A BUZZ
please write the meaning of these
seems no one is interested
so i tell you answers
tabloid means local newspapaer
give someone a buzz
is the same as to give someone a call
so guess I am the only one here
but I wont give up
we are going to make here as active as possible
so have you ever had such an issue?
when you forget about everything exept that closed door
but why
hi again
nobody was active
so seems I must do it alone
no problem
I can take care of it
Wake Up for SchoolEarly one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!""But why, Mom? I don't want to go.""Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.""Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!""Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.""Give me two reasons why I should go to school.""Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
How to Annoy a Policeman (if you dare)!. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, officer, there's no blood in my alcohol!"If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to 70.If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the bonnet.. Trip and fall into him.. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.. Try to sell him your car.. Ask if you can buy his car.Tell him you like men in uniform.Ask if you can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this...somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, 'Congratulations on your new location.'"
Tech Support StoryTechnical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."Customer: "Ok."Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
Running to the Bank
A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and calling for help. His wife hears the noise, and knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?"
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Was it to draw out all his savings?"
Red Mini NunThe convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro. Sister Lucy, the only qualified driver, became the chauffeur for all and sundry. Every Saturday she would drive Reverend Mother into town for the shopping.All went well till Bank Holiday weekend when the town was so packed with people and cars that it became evident that there was no earthly place to park.'Don't worry, Mother,' said Sister Lucy. 'You go into the supermarket and I'll drive round the block until you come out.'Off sped the car, and Reverend Mother bustled round the store quickly, picking up all the necessary goods and then rushing back to the kerbside. There she stood for five minutes, ten, fifteen, twenty. No sign of Sister Lucy. Where could she be?Eventually Reverend Mother approached a patrolling policeman.'Excuse me, officer,' said she, 'have you seen a nun in a red Mini?''No,' replied the policeman, 'but these days nothing would surprise me!
Scaffolding AccidentSteve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off and is killed instantly. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff realize that one of them is going to have to tell Steve's wife.Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer."So did you tell her?" asks Jeff."Yep", replied Bob."Say, where did you get the six-pack?"Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me!""What??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??""Sure," Bob says."Why?" asks Jeff."Well," Bob continues, "when she answered the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?''Widow?', she said, 'no, no, you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!'So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you ARE!'"
so tell me guys
as a English learner how well you know English speaking countries?
for instance,suppose there is a debate about some geographical areas
how will you join it?
بچه ها میگم اوکلاهاما کجاست
dude, do you happen to know where oklahama is?
[shaad]Pls start English speaking coutries
آمریکا را خوب نمیشناسی؟؟؟؟
?you know nothing of it
but I would say
Oklahoma is
a state in the great plains in the western central US
whose products include oil and grain