English cafe a place to eat s.th in English

[raha78]

boil the ocean

to waste one's time by trying to do the impossible

bone factory
hospital

boner
gaffe



boss lady

the woman in charge

[raha78]

کسی میتونه برا این اسلنگها مثال بزنه و تو جمله به کار ببره

[raha78]

thanks

I dont know , what should I do
I am very careless


DO NOT call yourself careless

[raha78]

مثلا

after about two months in the bone factory,I was back on te job

البته bon fatory معنی قبرستان هم میده

[raha78]

یا این یکی

what a boner, you must be embarrassed

[raha78]

so take care

[raha78]

bye

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/74561952285673613002.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Episode (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-294617-647207) 6

Not far away from the house coke was in, in a small police station two policemen were sitting listening to the sound of storm outside. Suddenly the older one who was a sergeant told s.th about a Mrs. Bentley, a deaf old woman who lived near. He asked his colleague to pay a visit to her house. Angry with the order, the young policeman took his bike and went toward the house coke was hiding.
In a small station, detective Baxter met a local detective named Halls.
Halls was wondering why Scotland Yard was so interested in catching Coke when baxter told him that coke was not an ordinary prisoner.

[raha78]

این خلاصه بخش ششم
اگه محبت کنید نظر بدین ممنون میشم اگه نکته ای اشتباهه یا میشد بهتر عنوان بشه بگید

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/86493115272382740875.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/02743330557895486470.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

لطفا به داستان کوتاه زیر توجه کنید چند تا اسنگ میبینید
آیا میتونید از روی متن معنیشونو بفهمید

Parking Ticket (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-445941-602846)


I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/19902288425428445779.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

Driving With Penguins (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-445141-537914)


A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

[نارون1]

howabout giving a guy a break


horse's rear end

[raha78]

Behaviorist Solution (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-445151-901667)


Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different.

A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!"

"That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "you seem to be doing much better. How?"

"I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!"

"One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously.

"Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist."

"A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?"

"Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

[raha78]

لطفا به داستان کوتاه زیر توجه کنید چند تا اسنگ میبینید
آیا میتونید از روی متن معنیشونو بفهمید

Parking Ticket (http://www.njavan.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arcamax.com%2F jokes%2Fs-445941-602846)


I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?"


He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked tyrant. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!


So I called him a horse's rear end. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!


This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.



I didn't give a darn. My car was parked around the corner

[raha78]

so whats next

[نارون1]

the other day = اخیرا

Come on buddy = بیا رفیق

howabout giving a guy a break

pencil necked tyrant

horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه

[raha78]

I did send you a listening file

[raha78]

the other day = اخیرا

Come on buddy = بیا رفیق

howabout giving a guy a break

pencil necked tyrant

horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه



the other day = قبلا . یه مدت پیش

Come on buddy = کوتاه بیا

howabout giving a guy a break
نمیشه این بیه دفعه رو ندید بگیری

pencil necked tyrant

horse's rear end = فکر کنم منظورش همون موتور سوار باشه[/

[raha78]

دو تای آخری رو باید چک کنم یا از دوست آمریکاییم بپرسم

راستی جیمیلتون رو چک کنید فایل تقویت لیسینینگ فرستادم

[raha78]

خب یه ایالت جدید


Alabama

[نارون1]

I couldnt download it

why ??????????

[raha78]

اما نمتونم توضیح بدم باید برم تا فردا

take care

[raha78]

دوباره فرستادم

[نارون1]

thanks

bye

[raha78]

hey, how have you been

[raha78]

خلاصه بخش هفتم


Episode (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-294617-647207) 7

After having the meal, the old woman asked coke to change his clothes offering her late husband's clothes. Coke was really satisfied with his luck. In the meantime Baxter gave Halls more info about coke, including his ex-position in army intelligence. According to him coke was accused of selling army secrets but the police could never prove it. Coke has always denied the case. Baxter told Halls why it is so important to find coke as quickly as possible. Coke was about to leave the house when there was a knock on the door.

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/85861121029109954026.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

we were talking about

Alabama

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/02347745865057087260.png (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

it is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) located in the southeastern region (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Southern_United_States) of the United States of America (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_of_America). It is bordered by Tennessee (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tennessee) to the north, Georgia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Georgia_(U.S._state)) to the east, Florida (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Florida) and the Gulf of Mexico (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Gulf_of_Mexico) to the south, and Mississippi (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mississippi) to the west. Alabama ranks 30th in total land area and ranks second in the size of its inland waterways. The state ranks 23rd in population with 4.7 million residents in 2009.From the American Civil War (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/American_Civil_War) until World War II (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/World_War_II), Alabama, like many Southern states, suffered economic hardship, in part because of continued dependence on agriculture. Despite the growth of major industries and urban centers, white (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/White_American) rural interests dominated the state legislature until the 1960s, while urban interests and African Americans (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/African_Americans) were under-represented

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/18978241334236567817.gif (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

I sent you another file for listening

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/00533131439953079939.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

back brain

a fool



brim

hat


butter face

a very ugly woman

[raha78]

take care

[نارون1]

my summary text




After Coke scaped from prison . he found a small house that was several miles away from village. The old lady lived in that house . she was deaf . The lady gave him food and clothes . In this time the policeman that was mission to find Cock , knok the door , but lady didn’t hear and Cock said to her loudly " someone is out door " . when Coke saw the policeman , hit him , stole his bike and scaped .

[raha78]

beck here
glad to be among you

[raha78]

my summary
or my summerized story






After Coke scaped from prison, he found a small house that was several miles away from village. an old lady lived in that house . she was deaf . The lady gave him food and clothes . meanwhile a policeman knoked the door , but lady didn’t hear and Cock said to her loudly " someone is out door " . when Coke saw the policeman , hit him , stole his bike and scaped .

[raha78]

چند نکته
ضمن تشکر از اینکه خلاصه داستانو نوشتین

اول اینکه منظور ما خلاصه کردن پاراگراف های اصلی است نه اینکه متن بالا رو دوباره بنویسیم
دوم موارد زیادی از قلم افتاده مثل اطلاع یافتن باکستر از محل اختفای کوک

[raha78]

Episode (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-294617-647207) 7

For a moment coke was in a shock, and then he thought quickly what to do next. He told the deaf old woman about the knocking on the door and hid in the dark part of the room where no one could see him. After a short conversation Mrs. Bentley led the policeman inside the room where coke was waiting. COKE hit him hard in the stomach , took his bike and left the house.

[raha78]

خب این خلاصه من کمی اشکال اره میتونی کاملش کنی

[نارون1]

شما هم که نگفتین باکستر محل اختفای کوک رو پیدا کرد !!!!!!!!!!!

[raha78]

کاملا انگلیسی محاوره ای
اونم از نوع آمریکائیش
کی میتونه ترجمش کنه واقعا سخته


Arresting the Judge
A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Johnny, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"

"That it is," Johnny replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."

"You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat.

"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Johnny.

"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."

"That there is," replied Johnny. "'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."

[raha78]

شما هم که نگفتین باکستر محل اختفای کوک رو پیدا کرد !!!!!!!!!!!


منم نگفتم که کامله خواستم شما کاملش کنی
دوباره پستها را بخون

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/98064344363819792961.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[نارون1]

عنوانی که میدین ، اعتماد به نفس رو از آدم می گیره ،

البته ببخشید ولی خب حسم رو گفتم .[nadidan]

[raha78]

Civil Servant
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow".

The second one says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet".

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"

[raha78]

I will be back

[raha78]

خب نوبت چیه
بله اصطلاحات و اسلنگ

[raha78]

It makes my day

To make somebody very happy


rock the boat

to cause problems for other members of a group

[raha78]

خب مثال برای اولی


hearing her voice on the phone made my day

[raha78]

sorry I do not feel well

I must go

[نارون1]

خب این خلاصه من کمی اشکال اره میتونی کاملش کنی


When Baxter heard cock name by phone call , stood up quickly and worn his clothes. Halls told him (that) policeman was found Cock five minute ago , but Cock got away , he stole the policeman's bike .

[nadidan][nadidan][negaran]

[raha78]

when baxter heard cock name by phone call , stood up quickly and worn his clothes. Halls told him (that) policeman was found cock five minute ago , but cock got away , he stole the policeman's bike .

[nadidan][nadidan][negaran]
سلام ممنون از نوشتن کمی تو بحث گرامر مشکل وجود داره

[raha78]

hi, dear narvan i answered your mail concerning book

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/60007795145595110275.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

اصلاح امروز با کلمه coal



Carry / take coals to Newcastle

To take s.th to a plce where there is already plenty of it available




Haul / drag sb over the coals


To speak angrily to someone because they have done s.th wrong

[raha78]

معانی و کاربردهای مختلف لغت GIVE



m1 : he gave them $2000

present with: provide with, supply with,let someone have

bestow



m2 : can I give him a mesage?h

convey, pass on impart transmit



m3 : a baby given into their care

entrust

m4 : he gave his life for them

sacrifice



m5 : he gave her time to think

permit grant allow





m6 : the leaflet gives our opening times

show, display



m7 : they gave no further trouble

cause, make

[نارون1]

can you say grammical mistaks with my sentence

worn >>> wore

was found >>> has been found

؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

[raha78]

hi
how have you been

[raha78]

can you say grammical mistaks with my sentence

worn >>> wore

was found >>> has been found

؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟


well done
good use of tenses

[raha78]

so, pls nobody here
ok ok
I got it

[raha78]

hi

back again

[نارون1]

hi

how are you doing

[نارون1]

you want to talk about costumes in different countries with us


did you forget it

[raha78]

you want to talk about costumes in different countries with us




did you forget it



you wanted to talk about costumes in different countries with us

[raha78]

dear Narvan
i answered your mail

[raha78]

hi




how are you doing




cant complain
its going

[raha78]

یکی از کارهایی که زبون آدمو توی صحبت باز میکنه حفظ صورت خلاصه شده داستانهای کوتاه هست
همه ما سیندرلا رو میشناسیم کسی میتونه خلاصه داستان سیندرلا رو تو یه ژاراگراف به انگلیسی بگه

[نارون1]

please , waite a minute for answering

[raha78]

cinderella is the main character in a fairy tale by the same name
she is a beautiful girl who is treated like a servant by her cruel tepmother and step sisters. when prince charming invites all the young women to a ball,cinderella can not go because she has only torn clothes.then her fairy godmother appears and magically turns six white mice into horses and a pumpkin into a carriage to take her to the ball

[نارون1]

ok

thanks

[raha78]

then she changes cinderella clothes into a beautiful dress
and gives her a pair of beautiful glass shoes
but tells her that she must come home before midnight since the magic stops working then

[raha78]

at the ball the prince falls in love with her. at midnight she runs away but loses one of her glass shoe. the prince finds it and make every unmarried woman try it on
cinderella puts it on and marries the prince

[raha78]

take care

[raha78]

hi

[raha78]

چند اصطلاح با لغت
Bird


a little bird told me: used to say that you know s.th but you will not say how you found out


birds of a feather flock together: used to say two or more people have the same attitudes etc


a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush: used to say its better to keep what you hjave than to risk losing it by trying to get more


the bird has flowen: used to say that thew person you r looking for has already left or escaped
کلاغه بهم خبر داد
کبوتر با کبوتر باز با باز
سیلی نقد به از حلوای نسیه
مرغ از قفس پرید

[raha78]

have a nice weekend

[نارون1]

hi

they are very brief

have a nice weekend too

[صاصائیل]

A LIGHT IN THE ATTIC

There's a light on in the attic.
Thought the house is dark and shuttered,
I can see a flickerin' flutter,
And I know what it's about.
There's a light on in the attic.
I can see it from the outside.

And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.

it was very beautiful
i wish i was like you
congratulation for this topic

[صاصائیل]

once there were 2 friends or its better to call them classmates.one was
very active and smart but the other was slow in learning.
time went by and they grew up each taking his way of life
the smart student got B.A in english and became a translator.
he devoted his life to translate books. books concerning ethics, gnostic,morality.
then he visited some publication firms to publish his works.BUT all he got was a big no
they all wanted books about p.o.r.n.o.g.r.a.g.h.y and funny material.
sad and disappointed he walked down the street when he saw a vey luxurious pub.
he went closer to read the English word written on the board of the enterance.
"GOOD NIGHT" he whispered.all of sudden A man came out of the pub.
they gazed at each other for a minute. yes it was the lazy student who was
the owner of the pub too. after a little talks the lazy student addressed the translator
"LOOK, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE LANGUAGE BUT YOU COULD NOT MAKE MONEY OUT OF IT, I KNOW A SINGLE
WORD AND I HAVE USED IT IN A WAY AND EARNED LOTS OF MONEY.

روزي روزگاري دو تا دوست نه بهتر بگيم دو تا همکلاسي بودن که يکيشون تنبل و درس نخون و يکيشون زرنگ و درسخون بود
باري گذشت و اين دو نفر بزرگ شدن وهرکدوم رفت پي زندگي خودش
اون که درسش خوب بود ليسانس زبان انگليسي گرفت شد مترجم
بعد شروع کرد به ترجمه
همه وقتشو گذاشت پاي اين کار
و کلي کتاب ترجمه کرد با موضوع اخلاقيلت و انسانيت و معنويات
اما هر جا رفت و به هر چاپخونه اي که سر زد هيچ ناشري حاضر به چاپ کتابها نشد
ناشرين کتابهايي ميخاستن که در مورد مطالب فکاهي يا عشقي و پليسي باشه
خسته و نااميد از دفتر آخرين ناشر بيرون اومد
همان طور که قدم ميزد چشمش خورد به سر در ورودي يک تالار شيک
رفت جلوتر تا بهتر بتونه اونو بخونه
good night
زير لب زمزمه کرد
همون لحظه يه آقاي شيک پوش از در اومد بيرون
اونا بهم خيره شدن و همديگه را شناختن بله اون آقا
همون شاگرد تنبل بود که شده بود صاحب رستوران
بعد از يه کم صحبت شاگرد تنبله به زرنگه گفت روزگار را ميبيني
تو يه زبان را به طور کامل ياد گرفتي اما نتونستي اون طوري که بايد استفاده کني اما من فقط يک کلمه بلد بودم و همون يک
کلمه را به شکل درست استفاده کردم
[nadanestan]sometimes i think,studies cant earn money
this topic was very good
thanks

[صاصائیل]

seems no one is interested
so i tell you answers
tabloid means local newspapaer
give someone a buzz
is the same as to give someone a call
just a moment,my dear Raha,i have been late ,[negaran]becouse i didnt know that you are teaching englih
i,m really sorry my dear friend
i hadnt seen this topics yet[nadidan]

[صاصائیل]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/fbwlp9cnkklustbbz.jpg (http://www.njavan.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pic.iran-forum.ir%2F)
How can i use this picture?
Isnt depened a link?

[صاصائیل]

Wake Up for School







Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"




"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."




"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."




"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"




"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."




"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

thats funny
Thanks a lot



"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

[صاصائیل]

Tech Support Story




Technical Support: "I need you to right-click on the desktop."




Customer: "Ok."




Technical Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"




Customer: "No."




Technical Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"




Customer: "No."




Technical Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"





Customer: "Yes, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."


that,s OK
Thanks Raha

[صاصائیل]

A Testing Question (http://www.njavan.com/forum/redirector.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.arcamax.com%2F jokes%2Fs-449462-912463)


This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"


He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."


She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"


He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."


So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?"


and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."


So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"



and he says, "Oh no, she's left handed."

that,s fun[khande][khande]

[صاصائیل]

that,s fun[khande][khande]

[khande]perhaps me ,my dear raha;because i'm left hands
Thanks so much[labkhand]

[صاصائیل]

sorry I almost forgot to say hello[nadidan]
oooooh,my dear raha,your's my best friend
Never dont sad[golrooz][golrooz][golrooz]

[صاصائیل]

how much do you know about Edwin arlington robinson???
nothing[nadidan]

[صاصائیل]

nobody is interested???
i prefer ,he didnt resistant
At first he's alittle weak,and related

[صاصائیل]

چند اصطلاح با لغت

Bird


a little bird told me: used to say that you know s.th but you will not say how you found out


birds of a feather flock together: used to say two or more people have the same attitudes etc


a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush: used to say its better to keep what you hjave than to risk losing it by trying to get more


the bird has flowen: used to say that thew person you r looking for has already left or escaped
کلاغه بهم خبر داد
کبوتر با کبوتر باز با باز
سیلی نقد به از حلوای نسیه

مرغ از قفس پرید

it's difficult[negaran]

[نازخاتون]

Hi Every Body

[نازخاتون]

?Where are you Dear Raha78

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/b2fil0xzqvc2e41wx8k.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

butt head:
a stupid or obnoxious person

کله خر

[raha78]

در مورد یادگیری زبان دوم باید بگم که همیشه تو ذهنتون باشه که زبان رو به عنوان یه درس نگاه نکنید بلکه زبان یه سرگرمی است
مثل بازیهای کامپیوتری یا باشگاه اگه دید شما به زبان این باشه یادگیری اون برای شما هرگز سخت نخواهد بود[tashvigh]

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/18382618223125687693.gif (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

Maine is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) in the New England (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_England) region of the northeastern (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Northeastern_United_States) United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States), bordered by the Atlantic Ocean to the east and south, New Hampshire (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Hampshire) to the west, and the Canadian (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Canadian) provinces of Quebec (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Quebec) to the northwest and New Brunswick (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Brunswick) to the northeast. Maine is both the northernmost and easternmost portion of New England. It is known for its scenery—its jagged, mostly rocky coastline, its low, rolling mountains, its heavily forested interior and picturesque waterways
Maine was an exclave (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Exclave) of Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Massachusetts) until 1820, when as a result of the growing population and a political deal regarding slavery, it became the 23rd state on March 15 under the Missouri Compromise (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Missouri_Compromise).

One of the best ways to see Maine is on foot, whether you want to tour one of our vibrant cities, take a day hike to a tumbling waterfall, stroll along a beach with your children or go backpacking along a stretch of the famous Appalachian Trail

[raha78]

now lets see some photos of Maine coastline

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/14539274132566101296.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)



http://www.irfreeup.com/images/42931987767421005417.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)


http://www.irfreeup.com/images/93838558170260181694.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/84391680268293493893.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

Blonde Thanksgiving
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.

"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.

"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.

"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"

[raha78]

Two Birds
Two drunk men were out bird-hunting. Suddenly, one of them said, "Hey! I see two birds!"

"Well, shoot then,"said the other man.

"But which one do I shoot?"

"Hmm...take another drink,"the other man said, handing him the bottle.

"Hey! Now I see three!"exclaimed the man.

"Good. Shoot the one in the middle."

[raha78]

کلمه چرخ WHEEL به گوش همه ما آشناست
میدونین با این کلمه پر کاربرد چه اصطلاحاتی تو انگلیسی ساخته شده

تسریع و شتاب بخشیدن به چیزی یا کاریOil/grease the wheels of s.th:
Weels : ماشین
Wheels within wheels ... برای اشاره به وضعیت پیچیده و سر در گم

Set the wheels Running ..کاری را شروع کردن

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/41444777745661671494.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

سلام
بذارین یه کم برین سراغ دیکته
dictation

املای کلمات مسئله ای که معمولا همه باهاش مشکل دارن حتی اونای که سطح زبانشون خوبه



FINISH THE SPELLING OF THE WORDS WITH CORRECT ENDING
acy_
asy_
isy_
democr
ecst
idiosyncr
conspir
accur
priv
fant
diplom
obstin
hypocr

[raha78]

راستی دایره لغت شما چقدره
آیا میتونین بگین چند تا لغت بلدین
روشی برای تعیین این کار وجود داره
به لینک زیر مراجعه کنید
یادتون نره که باید به سوالها صادقانه جواب بدین

http://testyourvocab.com/

[نازخاتون]

? Hi Raha78
?Where were you

[raha78]

از اون روزی که تصمیم گرفتم هر شب انگلیسی مطالعه کنم مدتی میگذشت کم کم خسته شده بودم
از روشهای تکراری کتابهای کسل کننده
ناگهان گفتم بذار یه روش جدید پیدا کنم کتابهای کسل کننده
کسل کننده عجب لغتی
بذار تو طول روز اصطلاحاتی را که به کار میبریم دنبال معادل انگلیسیش بگردم
کسل کننده لغت خوبی برای شروع
drab

[raha78]

خب حاالا بهتره برای drab مترادف پیدا کنم
آها boring
اخب این دو تا لغت خوب
دیگه چی
تو همین فکرا بودم که دوستم زد پشتم و گفت چطوری چه میکنی با زندگی

خب راستی معنی این چی میشه
خوب بود سوژه بعدی پیدا شده بود

how is the life these days

how are you getting

[raha78]

? Hi Raha78
?Where were you

ان الله مع الصابرین

[raha78]

خلاصه همیشه دنبال روشهای جدید برای یادگیری زبان باشید
زبان چیزی است که نیاز به تکرار داره
تکرار آدمو خسته میکنه
باید مرتبا روشتون رو عوض کنین تا خسته نشین
ارادتند همه شما
ابوذر بهمنی یا همون رها78

[raha78]

A LIGHT IN THE ATTIC There's a light on in the attic. Thought the house is dark and shuttered, I can see a flickerin' flutter, And I know what it's about. There's a light on in the attic. I can see it from the outside. And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.

[نازخاتون]

ما منتظر روشهای ارزنده شما هستیم ..... موید باشید...[golrooz]

[raha78]

I hope cooler minds prevail
indemnity language
IN COLLABORATIVE ATTITUDE
a must-have
attenuate
accenuate
Jug your wise beyond your looks.

فردا اگه عمری باقی بود راجع این عبارات و لغات بیشتر میگم
اما تا اون موقع لختی برای تاءمل
.
.
.
.
.

من نه عاشق هستم و نه محتاج نگاهي که بلغزدبر من **من خودم هستم و يک حس غريب که به صدعشق و هوس مي ارزد

[نارون1]

با سلام

صادقانه

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
3,620
words

خوبه یا بد ؟؟

[raha78]

سلام این لینک آمار کلی مقایسه ای برای شرکت کنندگان در این تست است البته شرکت کنندگانی که انگلیسی را به عنوان زبان دوم میخونند

http://testyourvocab.com/blog/2011-07-25-New-results-for-foreign-learners.php#mainchartNonnative

مال من شد 350و12


با سلام

صادقانه

Your total vocabulary size is estimated to be:
3,620
words

خوبه یا بد ؟؟

[نارون1]

یعنی بده ؟؟

البته من لغات روانشناسی به انگلیسی رو هم تو دامنه لغاتم دارم و بسیاری لغات دیگه که اینجا نبود ...

تافل هم که ندارم ...

به نظر خودم که خوب بود ....

[raha78]

سلام من نگفتم بده قطعا خوبه
با شناختی که از شما دارم مطوئنم که با کمی تلاش میتونین جزء برترین ها باشین

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

یه زمانی هست که شما یه مناقشه رو دنبال میکنین اما قدرت تاثیر در نتیجه را ندارین در اینجا آرزو میکنین که درگیری ایجاد نشه و ماجرا ختم به خیر بشه

در اینجا از اصطلاح I hope cooler minds prevail استفاده میکنیم






I hope cooler minds prevail
indemnity language
IN COLLABORATIVE ATTITUDE
a must-have
attenuate
accenuate
Jug your wise beyond your looks.

[raha78]

زمانی که میخاین از کسی یا کسانی بخاین که باهاتون همکاری بیشتری داشته باشند یا اینکه ترغیب کنین دیگران حس همدلی رو ترغیب کنین

in collaborative attitude

[raha78]

indemnity language



An indemnity is a sum paid by A to B by way of compensation (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Damages) for a particular loss suffered by B. The indemnitor (A) may or may not be responsible for the loss suffered by the indemnitee (B

[raha78]

به عبارتی همون طلب خسارت میشه دیگه یا اصطلاحا بهش میگن غرامت
اوه اوه حقوق
زبان حقوقی

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



Photo Day
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"
A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled

Grandfatherly AdviceMy Grandfather was one of the wisest men I ever knew. I still remember his only advice to me concerning women.

"Ray," he said, "Trust me on this one, even if you do eventually understand women, you'll never believe it anyway




New Cell PhoneA young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.

"Hi hun," he says, "how do you like your new phone?"

His wife replied, "I just love. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

The blonde replied, "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

[raha78]

تقدیم به همه بچه های خوب نخبگان جوان
موضوع: فعال نگاه داشتن اصطلاحات در ذهن

a rolling stone gathers no moss:

used to say that someone who often changes jobs, moves to different places etc is not able to have any permanent relationships or duties




خب این به فارسی میشه چی؟؟؟؟؟؟ همه کاره و هیچ کاره کسی که زیاد از این شاخه به اون شاخه میپره
به فرض که اینو اینجا دیدم چکار کنم که تو ذهنم اکتیو بمونه و پسیو یا غ فعال نشه
گفتم بذار باهاش یه داستان بسازم
.
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.
.
اونروز خسته به خونه برگشتم که دیدم داییم خونه است
بعد از سلام و احوال پرسی معمول گفت از کار چه خبر ؟ گفتم هیچی همین دو روز پیش خودمو منتقل کردم به بخش بازاریابی
با تعجب پرسید تو که تازه جابجا شده بودی
گفتم خب دیگه فکر میکنم جای جدیدم بهتره
با لبخند گفت: موفق باشی ولی از این شاخه به اون شاخه پریدن برات ثمری نداره

I was just got home when I saw my uncle sitting in the dinning room
after giving typical compliments,he asked about work
well,I just moved to marketing dept,I said
but guess you had just changed your office, he said surprisingly
guess the new dept is a better place for me,I said indifferently
well, wish you luck but remember
a rolling stone gathers no moss
,he said with a smile

[raha78]

خب برای امروز کافیه اما قبل ار رفتن
لختی اندیشه

کولی امروز تو دستم خوند:
یه زمستون سخت تو راهه
من دلم با تو قرصه اما تو...؟
تو دلت چند مرده حلاجه

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Mad Cows
Two cows are chatting in a field. One says to the other, "Are you worried by this mad cow disease?"


The second cow says, "It doesn't affect me - I'm a rabbit!"

[raha78]

Noisy Neighbor
Young Jock McTavish from Glasgow went to study at a university inEngland and was living in the hall of residence. After a week his mother rang him. "How do you get along with the other students, Jock?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "they are terribly noisy people. The one on one side keeps banging his head on the wall. The one on the other side screams all night."

"Oh Jock!" said his mother. "How do you manage to put up with such noisy neighbours?"

"I don't do anything. I just sit here quietly, playing my bagpipes!"

[raha78]

Paddy's Wood (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-436972-167233)
Paddy Fitzgerald had worked in a timber yard for five years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.

He told the priest. "Father, it's five years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the timber yard all that time."

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

Fitzgerald said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the timber!"

[raha78]

Rhode Island


http://www.img4up.com/up2/16885911760992775521.png (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

میتونین کوچکترین ایالت آمریکا را نام بببرید؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ ؟
جواب شما در تصویر بالاست
http://www.img4up.com/up2/57882516211841341322.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



http://www.img4up.com/up2/26073954821688458444.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)


http://www.img4up.com/up2/45827503904409068423.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)


http://www.img4up.com/up2/48532121958370372520.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, more commonly referred to as Rhode Island is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) in the New England (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_England) region of the United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States). It is the smallest (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_area) U.S. state by area. Rhode Island is bordered by Connecticut (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Connecticut) to the west and Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Massachusetts) to the north and east, and it shares a water boundary with New York's (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_York) Long Island (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Long_Island) to the southwest.Rhode Island was the first of the 13 original colonies (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Thirteen_colonies) to declare independence from British rule, declaring itself independent on May 4, 1776, two months before any other state and the convention. The state was also the last to ratify the United States Constitution (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States_Constitution)] (http://www.njavan.com/forum/#cite_note-5)Rhode Island's official nickname is "The Ocean State", a reference to the state's geography, since Rhode Island has several large bays and inlets that amount to about 14% of its total area. Its land area is 1,045 square miles (2706 km2), but its total area is significantly larger.

[نازخاتون]

Rhode Island is the smallest state of u.s

[raha78]

تقدیم به همه بچه های نخبگان جوان به خصوص بخش زبان

فعال نگه داشتن اصطلاحات در ذهن


not be out of the wood(s) yetused to say that there are likely to be more difficulties before things improve



بابا هنوز کجا؟
مانده تا برف زمین آب شود
هنوز خیلی مونده تا پیروزی

اینا همه معانی این اصطلاح هستن
اما برای فعال نگه داشتن اون بذارین یه مکالمه بسازیم

[raha78]

خندیدم و گفتم اینم بخش سوم
مجتبی گفت تمومش کردی ؟ چقدر سریع تند خوانی رفتی کاش من درسو برا شب امتحان نمیذاشتم
اما پرهام که تا ااون موقع سرش تو کتاب بود با طعنه گفت : خیلی خوشحال نباش هنوز خیلی راه مونده

Ok, I am done with chapter 3, I exclaimed
really, how fast, have you ever joined those so-called fast reading courses
wish i had read studied before,Mojtaba said
Dont be so glad ,you are not out of the woods yet,Parham retorted

[نازخاتون]

خندیدم و گفتم اینم بخش سوم
مجتبی گفت تمومش کردی ؟ چقدر سریع تند خوانی رفتی کاش من درسو برا شب امتحان نمیذاشتم
اما پرهام که تا ااون موقع سرش تو کتاب بود با طعنه گفت : خیلی خوشحال نباش هنوز خیلی راه مونده

Ok, I am done with chapter 3, I exclaimed
really, how fast, have you ever joined those so-called fast reading courses
wish i had read studied before,Mojtaba said
Dont be so glad ,you are not out of the woods yet,Parham retorted



you are not out of the woods yet

آیا عبارت فوق فقط همین سه معنی که در پست قبلی ذکر کردید رو داره؟ یا دارای معانی دیگری هم هست؟

[raha78]

طبق فرهنگ لانگمن بله اگه هنوز هم داره بنده بی اطلاعم

خب برا امروز کافیه
اما قبل از رفتن
لحظه ای اندیشه






ترجیح می دهم حقیقتی مرا آزار دهد تا اینکه دروغی آرامم کند

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Oxymorons
25. Child Proof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works

[نارون1]

hi

what are these ??

[raha78]

Two Bums
A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter and has gone all out - caterer, band and a hired clown. Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.

Guests arrive, and all is going well, with the children having a wonderful time. But, the clown has not shown up and finally, the clown calls to report that he is stuck in traffic and will probably not make the party at all.

The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the bums doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips and leaps high in the air.

She speaks to the other bum and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!" Other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him." He then turned to Willie and yelled, "Hey Willie! For $50, would you chop off another toe?"

[raha78]

oxymoron
به معنی قرار دادن دو چیز متضاد در کنار هم است
مثل غریب آشنا

[raha78]

http://www.murphys-laws.com/

راجع قوانین مورفی چیزی شنیدین

[raha78]

قوانين مورفي تسکين دهنده بدبياري ها و بدشانسي هاست. قانون مورفي در

سال 1949 در پايگاه نيروي هوايي ادوارز شکل گرفت. سرگرد ادوارد مورفي مهندس
هوافضا بود که روي يک پروژه کار مي کرد. در يکي از سخت ترين آزمايشهاي پروژه يک
تکنسين سيم ها را برعکس وصل کرد و آزمايش خراب شد. مورفي درباره اين تکنسين
گفت: "اگه يه راه براي خراب کردن چيزي وجود داشته باشه اون همون يه راه رو پيدا

مي کنه" و اين اولين قانون مورفي بود. در ابتدا در فرهنگ فني مهندسين رواج پيدا
کرد و بعد به فرهنگ عامه راه پيدا کرد. بعداً قوانين ديگري هم بعد از کسب رتبه
لازم از بنياد مورفي درزمره قوانين اصلي قرار گرفتند.



برخی از این قوانین به شرح زیر هستند.











*فلسفه مورفي*



*لبخند بزن... فردا روز بدتريه...*











قانون صف:



اگر شما از يک صف به صف ديگري رفتيد، سرعت صف قبلي بيشتر از صف فعلي خواهد شد.



قانون تلفن:



اگر شما شماره‌اي را اشتباه گرفتيد، آن شماره هيچگاه اشغال نخواهد بود.



قانون بینی:



بعد از اين که دست‌تان حسابي گريسي شد، بيني شما شروع به خارش خواهد کرد.



قانون کارگاه:



اگر چيزي از دست‌تان افتاد، قطعاً به پرت‌ترين گوشه ممکن خواهد خزيد

[raha78]

rain or shine: whatever happens or whatever the weather is like

[نارون1]

this is meaning of rain or shine or
??????????/...


sorry .... but I dont understand

[نارون1]

I have a question please , xplain about " Rap music " ....... this is Oxymoron????????



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..and oxymoron is like paradox ????

[raha78]

http://www.irfreeup.com/images/37193375235480719457.jpg (http://www.irfreeup.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/b2fil0xzqvc2e41wx8k.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

hack around

to waste time


I wanted ti hack around for a year after college , but my finances disagreed







half-sprung

tipsy, alcohol intoxicated

Ted was half-sprung and couls hardly stand up



hat trick

three success in a row

Walter pulled a hat trick, and the fans roared

[raha78]

یعنی سنگ از آسمون بباره میرم
هر چی بشه من میرم


this is meaning of rain or shine or
??????????/...


sorry .... but I dont understand

[raha78]

Oxymoron - a figure of speech in which two contradictory words or phrases are combined to produce a rhetorical effect by means of a concise paradox.
The term comes from the Greek oxumoros, meaning pointedly foolish which was formed by combining oxus, meaning sharp, and moros, meaning foolish.
An example is the word sophomore which is a combination of two Greek words: sophos, which means “wise,” and moros, which means “foolish.” In Shakespeare’s Sonnet 142, the speaker declares:
“Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate.”


Paradox - a statement that is apparently self-contradictory or absurd but really contains a possible truth. Sometimes the term is applied to a self-contradictory false proposition. It is also used to describe an opinion or statement which is contrary to generally accepted ideas. Often, a paradox is used to make a reader consider the point in a new way. The term is from the Greek paradoxos, meaning “contrary to received opinion” or “expectation.” An example of paradox is contained in Caesar’s speech from Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar:

Cowards die many times before their deaths



I have a question please , xplain about " Rap music " ....... this is Oxymoron????????



.................................................. ..............................

..and oxymoron is like paradox ????

[نارون1]

full of empty

what is this ? paradox or oxymoon?

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)



Golf With Bob
Joe: Why don't you play golf with Bob any more?

Mike: Would you play with someone who curses after each shot, cheats in the bunkers and enters false scores on his card?

Joe: No!

Mike: Neither will Bob


Aerial Photos (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-428807-193288)A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, “Let’s go!” The tense man sitting in the pilot’s seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

“Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer,“and make several low-level passes.” “Why?” asked the nervous pilot. “Because I’m going to take pictures!” yelled the photographer. “I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures.”

The pilot replied, “You mean you’re not the flight instructor?”

[raha78]

History of Rap Music
More than a century before rap exploded o­nto the American music scene, West African musicians were telling stories rhythmically, with just the beat of a drum for accompaniment. Meanwhile, folk artists from the Caribbean Islands were also telling stories in rhyme. Indeed, these singing poets from Africa and the Caribbean lay the foundation for modern-day American rap music.

Rapping essentially involves the speaking or chanting of rhyming lyrics, often set to a beat. The rhyming created by rappers is considered by many to be o­ne of the most sophisticated styles of poetry. What’s more, these rhymes often address provocative subjects such as ***, violence and socio-political issues.

Rapping first gained popularity in the U.S. in the 1970s as a kind of street art, especially among African American teenagers. But it wasn’t until 1979, when the Sugarhill Gang released their breakaway hit, ‘Rapper’s Delight, that record producers took notice of this emerging musical genre. o­nce they did, numerous rap acts, including Run-DMC and N.W.A., surfaced, and rap’s audience began to swell. It wasn’t just African American male rappers getting in o­n the act, either: By the 1980s, white rap bands such as the Beastie Boys and female rap bands such as Salt-n-Pepa were reaching the top of the charts.

By the 1990s, rap matured from an old-school-style – which was based o­n relatively simple lyrics – to a new-school-style, which was louder and included more complex lyrics. Artists such as The Notorious B.I.G (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Notorious_B.I.G.)., Snoop Dogg and Tupac ruled the charts during this time, as did Eminem – o­ne of the most popular white rappers of all time.

[raha78]

paradox



full of empty

what is this ? paradox or oxymoon?

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/fbwlp9cnkklustbbz.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[نارون1]

rap music

it is a kind of music ... it's words (rap &music ) .. they are meaninigful
but
what it is a oxymoon in it.....please explain about it .


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sorry

[raha78]

Males or Females
which one is the boss

below you read a short text written by a femenist woman. plz let me know your ideas



The further into the future we go, the more control women will have over the world. Women are on the rise in business and education, and will soon be calling the shots whether men like it or not

[raha78]

asa you can see I put this text in my Jokes section

humor
its humorous
I mean some American fellows do NOT consider Rap as a music

یعنی اینکه برخی اصلا رپ رو به عنوان یه موسیقی قبول ندارن
مثل بعضی که شعر نو را شعر نمی دونن
امیدوارم منظورمو رسونده باشم

[raha78]

خب وقت رفتنه اما قبل از اون




امروزب باز هم پستچی پیر محله ما نیامد
یا باید خانه مان را عوض کنیم یا پستچی را
تو که هر روز برایم نامه میفرستی !!!!!! مگه نه

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/id2mnc0h5n6mme5s0d2.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/ppjz9yi96zmvrlzgd2zv.png (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

It is a state in the New England (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_England) region of the northeastern United States. It is bordered by Rhode Island (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Rhode_Island) to the east, Massachusetts (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Massachusetts) to the north, and the state of New York to the west and the south (with which it shares a water boundary in Long Island Sound (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Long_Island_Sound)).
Connecticut is named for the Connecticut River (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Connecticut_River), the major U.S. river that approximately bisects the state. Its capital city is Hartford (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Hartford,_Connecticut). Much of southern and western Connecticut (along with majority of the state's population) is part of the New York metropolitan area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_York_metropolitan_area); three of Connecticut's eight counties are statistically included in the New York City combined statistical area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_York_metropolitan_area#Components_of_the_metro politan_area), the same area is widely referred to as the Tri-State area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Tri-State_area_(NY-NJ-CT)). Connecticut's center of population is in Cheshire (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut), New Haven County (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/New_Haven_County,_Connecticut),which is also located within the Tri-State area.Connecticut is the 29th most populous state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_population), with 3.5 million residents, and is ranked 48th in size by area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_area), making it the 4th most densely populated state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_population_density).

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/feoyjhloev49hyy7zlb.gif (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.


3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten

[raha78]

Drunken Mixup
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend pitching woo in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw the spectacle, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That dumb Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"

[نازخاتون]

Drunken Mixup
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her.

When he looked inside the car, he saw the drunk's buddy, Pete, and his girlfriend pitching woo in the back-seat.

The bartender shook his head and walked back inside. He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.

The drunk staggered outside to the car, saw the spectacle, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That dumb Pete!" the drunk chortled, "He's so drunk, he thinks he's me!"









[khande][khande]funny

[raha78]

تقدیم به همه بچه های خوب نخبگان


Remember the time before the wax hardened
برای اشاره به اهمیت زمان
قبل از اینکه کار از کار بگذره





حمید باز حرفشو تکرار کرد: نمیشه میگم نمیشه تا اون منشی خشک و بد اخاق اونجاست نمیشه
_ اما تو چاره دیگه نداری به این وام نیاز داری قبل از اینکه خونه فروش بره و کار از کار بگذره
No,no way to do this as long as that notorious ,nasty piece of work is sitting in the office
_ but you have no other choice.you need the loan please do this before they sell the house
Remember the time before wax hardened

[نازخاتون]

Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened

[raha78]

I have no idea


Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened Remember the time before wax hardened

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Hammer Fall
Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now?"

"Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears.

"That's not so serious," soothed his mother. "I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn't cry at something like that. Why didn't you just laugh?"
"I did!" sobbed Johnny.

[raha78]

A Blind Man in Texas (http://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-428812-389375)
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”

[raha78]

Nice Suit
A guy goes into a clothing store to buy a new suit, but he doesn't want to spend too much money. The tailor shows him a really nice suit for $400, but the guy says it's too much. He shows him another suit for $200, and the guy says it's still too much. After showing him several others, he finally shows him one for $10.

"That's more like it!", the guy says, and he goes to try it on. He comes back and looks in the mirror and one sleeve is about two inches shorter than the other.

"No problem," says the tailor, "Just hunch up your right shoulder."

So the guy hunches his right shoulder way up, and the sleeves look OK, but the lapels are crooked.

"No problem," says the tailor, "Just stick out your left arm and cock it like a bird's wing."

So the guy sticks out his left arm and the lapels look OK. But then he notices that one pant leg is shorter than the other.

"Well, just keep that leg stiff," says the tailor, "and no one will notice."

"I'll take it!", the guy says.

So the guy leaves the tailor shop wearing the suit, walking with his left leg stiffened, one arm stuck out like a bird's wing, and one shoulder hunched way up.

As he's walking down the street he passes two orthopedic surgeons. One of the doctors says to the other, "I have never seen anyone in such bad shape in my twenty-five years of practice!"

"Me neither," the other doctor says. "But he sure has a nice suit!"

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/c55q2j4onuijfb089bv3.png (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

Today I am going to tell you a thing or two about minnesota

[raha78]

http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/82cces5odmkrh1zmyp3.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)





http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/956i85bna3uc5bkwrvvi.jpg (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)



http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/images/u82j31hezf2ocmmw4ru.gif (http://www.pic.iran-forum.ir/)

[raha78]

It is a U.S. state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) located in the Midwestern United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Midwestern_United_States). The twelfth largest state of the U.S., it is the twenty-first most populous, with 5.3 million residents. Minnesota was carved out of the eastern half of the Minnesota Territory (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Minnesota_Territory) and admitted to the Union as the thirty-second state on May 11, 1858. Known as the Land of 10,000 Lakes, the state's name comes from a Dakota (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Dakota_language) word for "sky-tinted water". Those waters, together with forests, parks, and wilderness areas, offer residents and tourists a variety of outdoor recreational opportunities.
Nearly 60% of Minnesota's residents live in the Minneapolis-Saint Paul (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Minneapolis-Saint_Paul) metropolitan area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Metropolitan_area) known as the "Twin Cities", the center of transportation, business, industry and education, and home to an internationally known arts community. The remainder of the state consists of western prairies (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Prairie) now given over to intensive agriculture; deciduous (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Deciduous) forests in the southeast, now cleared, farmed and settled; and the less populated North Woods (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/North_Woods), used for mining, forestry, and recreation.Minnesota is known for its relatively liberal social and political orientation, and has a high rate of civic participation and voter turnout. Minnesota ranks among the healthiest states, and has a highly literate (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Literate) population. The large majority of residents are of Scandinavian (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Scandinavian_American) and German (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/German_American) descent. The state is known as a center of Scandinavian American culture. Ethnic diversity has increased in recent decades. Substantial influxes of African (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/African_American), Asian (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Asian_American), and Latin American (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Hispanic_and_Latino_Americans) immigrants have joined the descendants of European (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/European_American) immigrants and the original Native American (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Native_Americans_in_the_United_States) inhabitants.

[raha78]

want more info
pls visit
http://www.exploreminnesota.com/index.aspx

[نازخاتون]

I have no idea


I wnat to repeat the sentence[nishkhand]

[نازخاتون]

استاد آیا در مورد ایالت آلاباما هم بحث نموده اید؟
[golrooz]

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?

Doctor: A shoebox.

[raha78]

Four Thirds
The chef instructs his apprentice: "You take two thirds of water, one third of cream, one third of broth..."

The apprentice: "But that makes four thirds already!"

"Well - just take a larger pot!"

[raha78]

http://www.njavan.com/forum/showthread.php?90274-English-Inn-(-A-place-to-drop-by-and-take-s.th-in-English).A/page79


و البته من استاد نیبستم
من بنده روسیاه خدایم


استاد آیا در مورد ایالت آلاباما هم بحث نموده اید؟
[golrooz]

[raha78]

Things you should never say to your female partner


Committed couples should be able to tell each other everything, right? No more walking on eggshells like nervous first daters, terrified that they'll accidentally mention the ex and wreck their chance of a second date.

For long-term partners, there's no such things as too much information. Actually, there is. Honesty is a vital ingredient in any relationship, but so is thoughtfulness.

Couples should never stop taking care over what they say to each other. Words can hurt, and careless talk can drive the closest couples apart.

We don't advocate lying to each other – and neither do we recommend blurting out every truth that pops into your head. Here are five truths that are best kept to yourself if you want your relationship to prosper.

1. You find her friend attractive

It doesn't matter that you've never made any romantic overtures to the luminous friend. That's not the point. What matters here is that it hurts your partner's feelings enormously if you compare her unfavourably with a woman she's close to.

Your little confession could drive a wedge between her and the friend in question, but only temporarily - the relationship that your confession is most likely to destroy is her relationship with you.

If you find yourself becoming attracted to one of your partner's friends, keep the crush to yourself if you want your relationship to survive. It's perfectly normal for people to have crushes.

Fantasise quietly if you must, but don't spill the beans. Utter the wrong name in the height of passion, and you may have some explaining to do.

2. She should wear more make-up

Encouraging your partner to wear more make-up is tantamount to telling her that she's ugly. Make-up is essentially a mask, and it can feel like hard work, so the last thing she wants to hear is that you'd rather she trowelled on even more of the stuff. It's good to show an interest in your partner's appearance. For example, help her choose outfits if she asks.

Women don't like it when men find the whole getting-ready thing tiresome - we are doing it to look good for you, after all.

However, don't take such an interest that you seem to be trying to turn her into someone she's not. It's a lucky man whose wife or girlfriend is comfortable with her appearance, so don't mess it up by sowing the seeds of insecurity. You are not Gok Wan.

3. You once considered leaving her

Successful relationships are built on a trusting assumption that you love each other. This trust creates a secure bubble in which your relationship can thrive. Admit that you once considered breaking up, and you burst the bubble. Your wife or girlfriend will always wonder whether you're truly happy.

4. Anything about your *** life with previous partners

You might think that you and your partner are happy and secure enough together to have the occasional laugh about what you did with someone you dated years ago.

Not the case. *** is a subject mined with doubts and insecurities, and your partner's insecurities will burst into life as soon as you mention anything you did with a previous girlfriend. What's more, it is deeply un***y.

*** is about intimacy and privacy - it's the ultimate communication between the two of you and no-one else. As soon as you break that contract by bringing someone else into the conversation, the intimacy is broken.

In fact, all ex-talk should be as limited as possible. This may be tricky if you’re forced into practical interactions with them over divorce or child support, but try not to let emotion enter into it. Praising or criticising your ex is bad news for your current relationship.

5. She interrupts too much

Men often complain that women talk too much, but here's the thing: women talk because they're interested and engaged. She's enjoying your company.

Some experts suggest that women interrrupt each other in conversation more than men do, but this isn't because they aren't listening - it's simply a way of being engaged in the conversation. If you criticise her for this, you're essentially telling her off for talking to you.

Welcome the fact that your partner is animated and chatty, and that you haven't turned into one of those couples who sit silently pushing food around their plates.

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/81076422868993249331.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

http://www.img4up.com/up2/17410610003480090205.jpg (http://www.img4up.com/)

[raha78]

New Bride
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

[raha78]

Smart Salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?

Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes awful!"

"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"

[نازخاتون]

New BrideA new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"[khande][khande]so Funny

[raha78]

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[raha78]

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Dog NewspaperA wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning."

Her husband replies, "Well, lots of dogs can do that."

The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any!"

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Things to Ponder
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people fromHolland called "Holes?"

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do," is the longest sentence?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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Things to Ponder
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people fromHolland called "Holes?"

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do," is the longest sentence?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


I don't know!!!
what does it say

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from now on, I gonna upload a very interesting story which is funny as well
the story is named
THREE MEN IN A BOAT

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Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K. Jerome

THREE INVALIDS. - SUFFERINGS OF GEORGE AND HARRIS. - A VICTIM TO ONE HUNDREDAND SEVEN FATAL MALADIES. - USEFUL PRESCRIPTIONS. - CURE FOR LIVER COMPLAINT INCHILDREN. - WE AGREE THAT WE ARE OVERWORKED, AND NEED REST. - A WEEK ON THEROLLING DEEP? - GEORGE SUGGESTS THE RIVER. - MONTMORENCY LODGES AN OBJECTION.- ORIGINAL MOTION CARRIED BY MAJORITY OF THREE TO ONE.THERE were four of us - George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency. We weresitting in my room, smoking, and talking about how bad we were - bad from a medical point of view I mean,of course.We were all feeling seedy, and we were getting quite nervous about it. Harris said he felt such extraordinaryfits of giddiness come over him at times, that he hardly knew what he was doing; and then George said thatHE had fits of giddiness too, and hardly knew what HE was doing. With me, it was my liver that was out oforder. I knew it was my liver that was out of order, because I had just been reading a patent liver-pill circular,in which were detailed the various symptoms by which a man could tell when his liver was out of order. I hadthem all.It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled tothe conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form. Thediagnosis seems in every case to correspond exactly with all the sensations that I have ever felt.I remember going to the British Museum one day to read up the treatment for some slight ailment of which Ihad a touch - hay fever, I fancy it was. I got down the book, and read all I came to read; and then, in anunthinking moment, I idly turned the leaves, and began to indolently study diseases, generally. I forget whichwas the first distemper I plunged into - some fearful, devastating scourge, I know - and, before I had glancedhalf down the list of "premonitory symptoms," it was borne in upon me that I had fairly got it.I sat for awhile, frozen with horror; and then, in the listlessness of despair, I again turned over the pages. Icame to typhoid fever - read the symptoms - discovered that I had typhoid fever, must have had it for monthswithout knowing it - wondered what else I had got; turned up St. Vitus's Dance - found, as I expected, that Ihad that too, - began to get interested in my case, and determined to sift it to the bottom, and so startedalphabetically - read up ague, and learnt that I was sickening for it, and that the acute stage would commencein about another fortnight. Bright's disease, I was relieved to find, I had only in a modified form, and, so far asthat was concerned, I might live for years. Cholera I had, with severe complications; and diphtheria I seemedto have been born with. I plodded conscientiously through the twenty-six letters, and the only malady I couldconclude I had not got was housemaid's knee.I felt rather hurt about this at first; it seemed somehow to be a sort of slight. Why hadn't I got housemaid'sknee? Why this invidious reservation? After a while, however, less grasping feelings prevailed. I reflected thatI had every other known malady in the pharmacology, and I grew less selfish, and determined to do withouthousemaid's knee. Gout, in its most malignant stage, it would appear, had seized me without my being awareof it; and zymosis I had evidently been suffering with from boyhood. There were no more diseases afterzymosis, so I concluded there was nothing else the matter with me.



CHAPTER I.

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Healthy is a great word, but try out this longer and more expressive option (http://thesaurus.com/browse/salubrious?qsrc=3086)


salubrious



Don't use a tiny word to say small - try four syllables (http://thesaurus.com/browse/diminutive?qsrc=3086)


diminutive



Instead of interesting, consider something with more pizzazz (http://thesaurus.com/browse/invigorating?qsrc=3086)


invigorating

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hello guys
it has been a while since my last being here
you know what hectic days are
but after all i am back again

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so talking about places is fun

it makes you start speaking

lets see our state of today


Washington

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It is a state (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/U.S._state) in the Pacific Northwest (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pacific_Northwest) region of the United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/United_States) located north of Oregon (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oregon), west of Idaho (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Idaho) and south of the Canadian (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Canada) province of British Columbia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/British_Columbia), on the coast of the Pacific Ocean (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Pacific_Ocean). Washington was carved out of the western part of Washington Territory (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Washington_Territory) which had been ceded by Britain in 1846 by the Oregon Treaty (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oregon_Treaty) as settlement of the Oregon Boundary Dispute (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Oregon_Boundary_Dispute). It was admitted to the Union as the 42nd state in 1889.Washington is the 18th most extensive (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_area) and the 13th most populous (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_population) of the 50 United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/50_United_States). Approximately 60 percent of Washington's residents live in the Seattle metropolitan area (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Seattle_metropolitan_area), the center of transportation, business, and industry along the Puget Sound (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Puget_Sound) region of the Salish Sea (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Salish_Sea), an inlet of the Pacific consisting of numerous islands, deep fjords, and bays carved out by glaciers. The remainder of the state consists of deep rainforests (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Rainforest) in the west, mountain ranges (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Mountain_range) in the west, center, northeast and far southeast, and a semi-arid eastern basin given over to intensive agriculture. Washington is the second most populous state on the west coast (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/West_Coast_of_the_United_States) and in the western United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Western_United_States) after California.

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Washington was named after George Washington (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/George_Washington), the first President of the United States (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/President_of_the_United_States), and is the only U.S. state named after a president. Washington is commonly called Washington state or occasionally the State of Washington to distinguish it from the U.S. capital. However, Washingtonians (residents of Washington) and many residents of neighboring states and Canadians from southern B.C. normally refer to the state simply as "Washington", while usually referring to the nation's capital as "Washington, D.C. (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Washington,_D.C.)" or simply "D.C." The area was originally called "Columbia" after the Columbia River (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Columbia_River); however, to avoid confusion with the District of Columbia (http://www.njavan.com/wiki/Washington,_D.C.), the area was renamed Washington

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and those who like to know more of the state pls visit the following
http://access.wa.gov/visiting/washingtonmaps.aspx

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hat trick


three success in a row

Walter pulled a hat trick, and the fans roared.


have a good one

have a nice morning,evening or afternoon


have good vibes

to have good feelings about someone or something

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Headstone City

a cemetery

our house is just one block after the large Headstone City
on the left

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به زبون خودمون میشه قبرستون

[نازخانم]

سلام
من اصلا نمیدونم چطور وارد تاپیکی که مثلا روز قبل استفاده کردم بشم؟
در ضمن براتون میل دادم

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سلام میبخشید

من دیر پیام شما رو خوندم

توی جی میل جواب میدم
سلام
من اصلا نمیدونم چطور وارد تاپیکی که مثلا روز قبل استفاده کردم بشم؟
در ضمن براتون میل دادم

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All the Cookies
The teacher asked Mary, “If you had seven cookies and David asked you for three, how many cookies would you have left?”

Mary immediately answered, “Seven!”

The teacher was puzzled and asked “Why seven?”

“You really think I would give David any of my cookies?”

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Long Marriage
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Tiger Woods
One day, when a golfer was playing golf, some tourists pointed and said 'Tiger Woods!! Tiger Woods!!'

The golfer was happy for a split second before a tiger came out of the woods and ate him up.

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Fore!
The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway.

As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?"

The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule."

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Question Answered
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

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What $2 Can Buy
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation.

Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

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برای کسانی که دنبال نمونه سوال میگردند

http://www.itests.com/web/main/Home.html

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سلام
این متنو رو بخونید چند تا لغت جدید داره یراتون
چند تا wh question میتونید باهاش بسازید

آیا میتونین از جملاتش تو محاوره استفاده کنید
آیا میتونین کامنت بدین براش

Counting Sheep Too Often

. Most women have bouts of insomnia-the failure to fall asleep or stay asleep or both-at some point in their lives. I recall the experience of one woman I knew: Several weeks before her wedding, she began a nightly ritual of lying awake for hours, followed by hours of tossing and turning until at last she would become exhausted and fall asleep. This pattern left her little time for restful sleep. Fortunately, my friend was able to return to her normal sleeping pattern after the big day. This type of anxiety-induced sleeplessness is a classic and straightforward case of short-term insomnia, and so an ideal candidate for those well advertised sleeping pills.Many women, however, have prolonged difficulties achieving good sleep. As mothers, students, caretakers, and professionals, many of us lead hectic lives, filled with both obvious and subtler stressors that are on our minds as we attempt to settle into sleep. The sheer numbers of over-the-counter and prescription sleep aids give you an idea of how widespread insomnia is today. But the problem with these sleep aids is that even though they induce drowsiness, they do not promote real sleep - deep, lasting, and refreshing. And some of these agents, if taken over the course of months may lead to dependency or stop working altogether. Don't be surprised if your physician is not inclined to prescribe them. Fortunately, there are many measures besides popping pills that you can use to improve your chances of getting a good night's sleep. Here are a few: · Acknowledge your stressors. Consider transferring that list of items swirling around in your head at night onto a sheet of paper. This will help you feel as if you've gotten started with your tasks and let you get some rest.· Exercise regularly. It may seem counterintuitive, but upping your level of activity during the evening, when you think you're wiped out, will help you to gain a second wind and probably to sleep better when you do retire. · Avoid caffeine after mid-day. Be wary, too, of sodas and teas, which often contain caffeine as well. · Go to bed when you're tired. Don't spend time staring at the ceiling and worrying about how you simply must get some sleep. Get up, do something relaxing in another room, and return to bed when you're ready. · Learn relaxation techniques. Consciously attend to your breathing; imagine being in your favorite place (think: "Calgon, take me away!"); relax your muscles, scanning your body from head to toe - Pilates and yoga classes often teach these skills. · Maintain a routine. Changing your sleep schedule dramatically on Friday and Saturday nights can lead to a shift in your circadian rhythm that carries into the following week. · Consider melatonin. This hormone is a natural sleep aid. It appears to work particularly well for those who have trouble staying asleep, even though they may easily fall asleep. A dose of 0.3 mg nightly is recommended. Talk with your doctor about your sleep troubles if they persist. Pain, snoring, frequent nighttime urination, or symptoms of anxiety or depression should be further assessed and may respond to other treatments.

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? what should we do for reducing insomnia
why should we do excercise regulary ?
when we should go to the bed ??
.
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thanks for this text

I agree with this article , it suggest good ways .
when we do excercixe , we use energy and we feel tired
people that have insomnia , it's should when they have sleep , go to the bed
Don't drink coffee and tea before sleep , because they are stimulus
and......

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thanks for the visitors
in an hour or two
I will be answering the questions

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firstly,lets deal with the new words of this text

bout : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bout?showCookiePolicy=true

ritual : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/ritual?showCookiePolicy=true

prolong : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/prolong?showCookiePolicy=true

hectic : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/hectic?showCookiePolicy=true

measure : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/measure?showCookiePolicy=true

incline : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/incline?showCookiePolicy=true

snore : http://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/snore?showCookiePolicy=true

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معنی لغات رو راحت تو این دیکشنری آنلاین میتونید ببینید
علاوه بر معنی مواردی مثل کاربرد در جمله...ریشه لغت ..تلفظ و .. را مشاهده میکنید

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1. As it is stated in the article anxiety-induced sleeplessness is a common type of insomnia. Have you ever experience such matter in your life? 2. Why do the physicians avoid prescribing those so-called sleep aids? 3. Please elaborate on the measures which invoke night sleep?

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dear Narvan
wh +aux+sub
پس سوال سوم شما از نظر گرامری اشکال دارد
از حسن توجه شما ممنونم

? what should we do for reducing insomnia
why should we do excercise regulary ?
when we should go to the bed ??
.
.

thanks for this text

I agree with this article , it suggest good ways .
when we do excercixe , we use energy and we feel tired
people that have insomnia , it's should when they have sleep , go to the bed
Don't drink coffee and tea before sleep , because they are stimulus
and......



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dear Narvan
wh +aux+sub
پس سوال سوم شما از نظر گرامری اشکال دارد
از حسن توجه شما ممنونم

? what should we do for reducing insomnia
why should we do excercise regulary ?
when we should go to the bed ??
.
.

thanks for this text

I agree with this article , it suggest good ways .
when we do excercixe , we use energy and we feel tired
people that have insomnia , it's should when they have sleep , go to the bed
Don't drink coffee and tea before sleep , because they are stimulus
and......

[raha78]

چرا صفحات سایت امروز بهم ریخته

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بله بله ، دقیقا .......

حواسم نبود ، وگرنه بقیه درست هستنا [sootzadan]


ممنون از شما [golrooz]

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so. tell me have you ever had such an experience
if so pls write it down
at least 8 lines

خب تمرین نوشتن یا همون writing
کی شروع میکنه

[نارون1]

سلام

من یک تجربه خودم رو یه جا دیگه نوشته بودم ، شما هم اصلاح کردین

http://www.njavan.com/forum/showthread.php?114083-my-experience&p=321949#post321949

موضوع دیگه ای نمیشه کنارش بذارین ؟؟؟

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Well, I am not certain about it but if my memory serves well, it was 20 years ago may be more; I was just a little 12 year old boy. As a student I was preparing myself for my final exams. Mathematics, oh the word still sucks. I have always hated this course. And that nasty teacher Mr. Afshar . on the night before my math exam, I had no sleep at all. Lying in the bed I tried to not think of the exam but, it was no use.

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نارون عزیز منظور من تجربه بیخوابی در اثر استرس هستش
مثل متن خودم

[raha78]

plz
somebody
join me
on this work

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when I was a student , I had Criminal psychology exam in summer at 8 :00 a.m .
I went to the Terminal earlier than my frienda and waited . After half an hour they came , but we lost bus , so after 15 min , we found another bus and went to the university but it was late
and we couldent do exam , we had stress alot , we said : please , pleas let us but the managers didnt accept . Finally we lost exam and back

[homeyra]

Insomnia is one of my big problems. most of the times specially in summers(the time that I'm free of studying )I'm awake till dawn.
I read this article & the solutions that was written. but none of them is suitable for me because I don't have any stress to acknowledge my stressors ! I really don't know why I can't sleep .At first I thought that this insomnia is caused by "drinking tea" so I stopped it but it wasn't the reason. Then I tried to make myself tired during the day by "reading books","going out","helping my mother in house work" and others to sleep better at night but.....I couldn't sleep
Anyway because I believe that "nothing is difficult to a willing mind", I tried to utilize this problem .now night is the time that I do most of my works such as studying, solving crossword puzzle, watching TV & others
so I became a professional night owl

[نارون1]

I'm sorry , I don't have any insomnia experience or forgot that
so wrote another experience . It was wrong ??