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6th March 2010, 11:42 AM
?Do you love me
Two lovers are talking on the telephone.
Susan : David?
David : Yes?
Susan : Do you love me?
David : You know I love you, Susan.
Susan : But David, I want to feel that you love me.
David : Okay, Susan. What must I do?
Susan : David, would you climb Mount Everest for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David, would you run 10,000 kilometres for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David, would you swim the Atlantic Ocean for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan: David, would you fight with a crocodile for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David! Now I know you love me. Now I feel that you love me. Please come and see me now, David.
David : Oh I can’t come now - it's raining.
Perhaps I'll come tonight. Oh but tonight I want to play
badminton with Gary....
Susan: David!
David: Perhaps I’ll come tomorrow. Oh no, I can’t because...
Susan : David!!! You don't love me! And I don't love you, either!
Two lovers are talking on the telephone.
Susan : David?
David : Yes?
Susan : Do you love me?
David : You know I love you, Susan.
Susan : But David, I want to feel that you love me.
David : Okay, Susan. What must I do?
Susan : David, would you climb Mount Everest for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David, would you run 10,000 kilometres for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David, would you swim the Atlantic Ocean for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan: David, would you fight with a crocodile for me?
David : Of course I would, Susan.
Susan : David! Now I know you love me. Now I feel that you love me. Please come and see me now, David.
David : Oh I can’t come now - it's raining.
Perhaps I'll come tonight. Oh but tonight I want to play
badminton with Gary....
Susan: David!
David: Perhaps I’ll come tomorrow. Oh no, I can’t because...
Susan : David!!! You don't love me! And I don't love you, either!