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ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺑﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﭘﺴﺮﺵ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻪ : ﺑﺮﻭ ﯾﻪﻧﻮﺷﯿﺪﻧﯽ ﻭﺍﺳﻢ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﻛﻮﻻ ﯾﺎ ﭘﭙﺴﯽ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﻛﻮﻻ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﺩﺍﯾﺖ ﯾﺎ ﻋﺎﺩﯼ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﺩﺍﯾﺖ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﻗﻮﻃﯽ ﯾﺎ ﺷﯿﺸﺔ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﻗﻮﻃﯽ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ: ﻛﻮﭼﻚ ﯾﺎ ﺑﺰﺭﮒ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ: ﺍﺻﻼ ﻧﻤﯿﺨﺎﻡ .. ﻭﺍﺳﻢ ﺍﺏ ﺑﯿﺎﺭ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﻣﻌﺪﻧﯽ ﯾﺎ ﻟﻮﻟﻪ ﻛﺸﯽ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﺍﺏ ﻣﻌﺪﻧﯽ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﺳﺮﺩ ﯾﺎ ﮔﺮﻡ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ :ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻤﺘـــــــــﺍ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ: ﺑﺎ ﭼﻮﺏ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻣﺒﺎﯼ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﺣﯿﻮﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭﻭ� �ﻥ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ: ﺧﺮ ﯾﺎ ﺳﻚ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ: ﮔﻤﺸﻮ ﺍﺯ ﺟﻠﻮ ﭼﺸﺎﻡ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ : ﭘﯿﺎﺩﻩ ﯾﺎ ﺑﺎ ﺩﻭ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ : ﺑﺎ ﻫﺮﭼﯽﺑــــــﺮﻭ ﻓﻘﻂ ﻧﺒﯿﻨﻤﺖ
ﭘﺴﺮﻩ: ﺑﺎﻫﺎﻡ ﻣﯿﺎﯼ ﯾﺎ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﺑﺮﻡ!!?

[setayesh shb]

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