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22nd June 2013, 03:38 PM
دیشب با داداشم نشستیم پای هندونه و جاتون خالی با قاشق تمام مغزش رو تراشیدیم و خوردیم ، بابام از اونور داد میزنه میگه : یه ذره هندونه بزارید بمونه روی اون پوست ، تا رومون بشه بزاریمش دم در؛ اینجوری مردم فک میکنن بُز تو خونه بستیم ...
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بچه که بودم خونه مون چسبيده بود به مدرسه
هيچي ديگه هر وقت از بلند گو صدام ميکردن
هم تو مدرسه کتک ميخوردم هم تو خونه!!!!
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ﻣﻦ ﺁﺧﺮ ﺳﺮ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺎﺭﻩ ﺍﯾﻦﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﺩﺭ نیاوردم:
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ﻭﻟﯽ ﭘﺪﺭﺗﻮ ﺩﺭ ﻣﯿﺎﺭﻥ ﺍﮔﻪ ﺗﺎﺭﯾﺦ ﺗﻮﻟﺪﺷﻮﻥ ﯾﺎﺩﺕ ﺑﺮﻩ
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بنا به عامار جمعیتی ایران ...
به هر پسر دو دوست دختر میرسه ....
خدا شاهده ازش نمیگذرم اونی که حق منو خورده... :)
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درسته که ما نسل سوخته ایم ولی باید خدا رو شکر کنیم چون با این اوضاع نسل بعدی قطعا جزغاله است
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یه موقعی توی مراسم عقد سکه هدیه میدادن، بعد شد نیم سکه، بعد ربع سکه،
بعد این سکه‌های یک گرمی و نیم گرمی «پارسیان» و این چیزا اومد ...
عنقریب روزی فرا میرسه که به عروس و داماد فقط بتونیم بگیم "آفرین"
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روزی به لقمان هیچی نگفتند. همینطوری ساکت نگاهش کردند. آخر خودش خسته شد و گفت: «از بی ادبان!»
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پسره می ره خواستگاری یه دختری، بابای دختره می گه:
نه ازت مهریه می خوام، نه خونه، نه ماشین، بیکارم بودی مهم نیست ...
یه لپ تاپ می ذاره جلو پسره می گه: فقط فیس بوکتو بازکن ببینم!
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اگه بخوای خلبان بشی، هزار جور مریضی داری ولی بخوای معافیت پزشکی بگیری، سالمِ سالمی!
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بچه که بودم خونه مون چسبيده بود به مدرسه
هيچي ديگه هر وقت از بلند گو صدام ميکردن
هم تو مدرسه کتک ميخوردم هم تو خونه!!!!
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ﻣﻦ ﺁﺧﺮ ﺳﺮ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺎﺭﻩ ﺍﯾﻦﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﺩﺭ نیاوردم:
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بنا به عامار جمعیتی ایران ...
به هر پسر دو دوست دختر میرسه ....
خدا شاهده ازش نمیگذرم اونی که حق منو خورده... :)
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درسته که ما نسل سوخته ایم ولی باید خدا رو شکر کنیم چون با این اوضاع نسل بعدی قطعا جزغاله است
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یه موقعی توی مراسم عقد سکه هدیه میدادن، بعد شد نیم سکه، بعد ربع سکه،
بعد این سکه‌های یک گرمی و نیم گرمی «پارسیان» و این چیزا اومد ...
عنقریب روزی فرا میرسه که به عروس و داماد فقط بتونیم بگیم "آفرین"
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روزی به لقمان هیچی نگفتند. همینطوری ساکت نگاهش کردند. آخر خودش خسته شد و گفت: «از بی ادبان!»
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پسره می ره خواستگاری یه دختری، بابای دختره می گه:
نه ازت مهریه می خوام، نه خونه، نه ماشین، بیکارم بودی مهم نیست ...
یه لپ تاپ می ذاره جلو پسره می گه: فقط فیس بوکتو بازکن ببینم!
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اگه بخوای خلبان بشی، هزار جور مریضی داری ولی بخوای معافیت پزشکی بگیری، سالمِ سالمی!